Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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Means and methods are the contractor's responsibility.
We aren't allowed to tell them how to do their jobs, what equipment to use, or what safety precautions they should follow.
I wanted to find a picture of a bunch of people talking to the devil but that was the best I could do with a quick search.
What I was going for was the idea that hell is filled with architects (a common fact everyone knows) who all have some excuse about how their awful life decisions were someone else's fault.
Jokes are always better when you have to explain them, right?
What I was going for was the idea that hell is filled with architects (a common fact everyone knows) who all have some excuse about how their awful life decisions were someone else's fault.
Jokes are always better when you have to explain them, right?
Sound Florida logic going on in this story:
Florida man says he damaged cars that reminded him of bullies
Florida man says he damaged cars that reminded him of bullies
This reminds me of one of my favorite news stories of all time, which - amazingly - I was able to pull up with a google search:
Man convicted in `New Jersey' rage
Ha! Here's another one of my favorites that I found online:
N.J. murder might stem from error in math text
N.J. murder might stem from error in math text
But he's also annoyed by "Mars", "Snickers", and "Wisconsin". That's a lot of safe words.
This is a real WTF story:
Florida high school teacher RETIRES after video emerges of him drowning wild raccoons mid-class | Daily Mail Online
So he was drowning them because one ate a class chicken. First off, what high school class raises chickens? I guess if it's some sort of farming school but that was literally something I remember doing in kindergarten. It's like the only part of kindergarten I remember and it was fun when I was 4. Moving on, this guy was a teacher for 31 years so it's hard to believe he was up to these shenanigans all along. So whey did he think this was a good idea now? I get that you can't bring a gun to a school to shoot the raccoons but why not just set up kill traps? I don't know much about trapping raccoons but I just searched it and there are plenty of kill trap options. Also, why have the kids do it? If you want to drown them do it when the kids aren't around. He knew he was doing something wrong because he specifically told the kids not to film the drowning. And lastly good on the kid for filming it but if I was that high school kid I certainly would't want my mom going around saying this about me to the press:
The mother of the student who filmed the class said her son was in tears when he showed what had happened to two raccoons in the agriculture class.
I'm sure that will go over real well with his classmates at his rural FL school. Thanks mom.
Florida high school teacher RETIRES after video emerges of him drowning wild raccoons mid-class | Daily Mail Online
So he was drowning them because one ate a class chicken. First off, what high school class raises chickens? I guess if it's some sort of farming school but that was literally something I remember doing in kindergarten. It's like the only part of kindergarten I remember and it was fun when I was 4. Moving on, this guy was a teacher for 31 years so it's hard to believe he was up to these shenanigans all along. So whey did he think this was a good idea now? I get that you can't bring a gun to a school to shoot the raccoons but why not just set up kill traps? I don't know much about trapping raccoons but I just searched it and there are plenty of kill trap options. Also, why have the kids do it? If you want to drown them do it when the kids aren't around. He knew he was doing something wrong because he specifically told the kids not to film the drowning. And lastly good on the kid for filming it but if I was that high school kid I certainly would't want my mom going around saying this about me to the press:
The mother of the student who filmed the class said her son was in tears when he showed what had happened to two raccoons in the agriculture class.
I'm sure that will go over real well with his classmates at his rural FL school. Thanks mom.
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