Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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What could have possibly given them away?
I like how they put a dirty T-shirt on the back. Safety first!
I like how they put a dirty T-shirt on the back. Safety first!
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Here's a fun headline this morning:
The penis and butt surgeries went way wrong. And a fake doctor will pay for it
The penis and butt surgeries went way wrong. And a fake doctor will pay for it
"Schreiber also pleaded guilty in the separate penis case, although the case was hampered because the victim was reluctant to testify in public"
This is the one part of the article that seems sensible to me. Announcing to the world he was dumb enough to go to a fake doc for dick plastic surgery along with the fact that he now has a mangled dick probably didn't seem like the most appealing option.
This is the one part of the article that seems sensible to me. Announcing to the world he was dumb enough to go to a fake doc for dick plastic surgery along with the fact that he now has a mangled dick probably didn't seem like the most appealing option.
The rape is of course the most horrifying part of this story but it's the other stuff this guy did that stuck out as really weird.
Florida 18-year-old allegedly raped neighbor, offered 'yard work' to make up for it
Afterward, Waldman stayed at the woman’s home and insisted to her that she knew him,
“You really should deadbolt your door because I didn’t really want to do this, but I had to do it,” Walding told the woman. He also asked her if “he could make this up to her by doing some yard work or by fixing something around her house,”
It's like he knew breaking and entering + rape at knife point were bad but he thought it was like a kid breaking a window with a baseball. Just do some yard work to make up for it. And he wanted her to know who he was. Strange.
Well, he'll be getting his yard plowed for the next 25 years or so.
Florida 18-year-old allegedly raped neighbor, offered 'yard work' to make up for it
Afterward, Waldman stayed at the woman’s home and insisted to her that she knew him,
“You really should deadbolt your door because I didn’t really want to do this, but I had to do it,” Walding told the woman. He also asked her if “he could make this up to her by doing some yard work or by fixing something around her house,”
It's like he knew breaking and entering + rape at knife point were bad but he thought it was like a kid breaking a window with a baseball. Just do some yard work to make up for it. And he wanted her to know who he was. Strange.
Well, he'll be getting his yard plowed for the next 25 years or so.
I think I read about this here first but I can't find the post.
Video shows Florida women overdosed with babies in SUV | Daily Mail Online
There is so much going on here. Boynton is 2 towns north of me, less than 15 miles away. These are 2 hot heroin moms. The article says that they OD'ed on $60 worth of dope. That's only 6 bags at most so 3 for each of them. OD'ing on 3 bags is suspicious. These women were getting high in their car so that makes me think they were veterans at getting high. If that's the case, I think the article is using the OD term a bit too liberally. Nodding out is not OD'ing, it's being high on dope. The civilian in the video says one of them stopped breathing. Now that's OD'ing but I don't think he knew what he was talking about. It's puzzling to me how 2 junkies could possible OD on only 3 bags each.
Moving on, the 2 kid are both in car seats. This is unexpected. I wouldn't think junkies would care enough to properly strap their kids into a car before driving to score. Also, if my theory of them not really OD'ing is true than they weren't really doing anything all that bad. Yes getting smashed to the point of passing out is probably not the best parenting decision but the kids were safely strapped in a parked car with both moms in the car with them. Give the women an hour and they will be good to drive home and go back to being wonderful parents. Don't call the cops like a dirty narc.
Video shows Florida women overdosed with babies in SUV | Daily Mail Online
There is so much going on here. Boynton is 2 towns north of me, less than 15 miles away. These are 2 hot heroin moms. The article says that they OD'ed on $60 worth of dope. That's only 6 bags at most so 3 for each of them. OD'ing on 3 bags is suspicious. These women were getting high in their car so that makes me think they were veterans at getting high. If that's the case, I think the article is using the OD term a bit too liberally. Nodding out is not OD'ing, it's being high on dope. The civilian in the video says one of them stopped breathing. Now that's OD'ing but I don't think he knew what he was talking about. It's puzzling to me how 2 junkies could possible OD on only 3 bags each.
Moving on, the 2 kid are both in car seats. This is unexpected. I wouldn't think junkies would care enough to properly strap their kids into a car before driving to score. Also, if my theory of them not really OD'ing is true than they weren't really doing anything all that bad. Yes getting smashed to the point of passing out is probably not the best parenting decision but the kids were safely strapped in a parked car with both moms in the car with them. Give the women an hour and they will be good to drive home and go back to being wonderful parents. Don't call the cops like a dirty narc.
This is such a Florida story.
Florida woman, weighing 325lbs, fatally sits on girl | Daily Mail Online
Florida woman, weighing 325lbs, fatally sits on girl | Daily Mail Online
First we had the heroin moms in Boynton Beach and now we have Boynton Beach's thief cop!
Florida deputy 'caught breaking into elderly man's home' | Daily Mail Online
Florida deputy 'caught breaking into elderly man's home' | Daily Mail Online
I can't get over this.
Here we have Jurassic Park 2:
And here we have lizards that live a quick trip down I-95 from me:
I always get a kick out of seeing iguanas but they are all over the place. Gators are sighted at times but are more rare. These guys I have yet to see in person. I'm looking forward to them making their way a few miles north to my town.
Here we have Jurassic Park 2:
And here we have lizards that live a quick trip down I-95 from me:
I always get a kick out of seeing iguanas but they are all over the place. Gators are sighted at times but are more rare. These guys I have yet to see in person. I'm looking forward to them making their way a few miles north to my town.