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Don't yell or hit.
I learned that saying in school: "I before E except after C." At my leisure, I mentioned this rule to my feisty, foreign-born neighbor, who is a financier and an efficiency expert. He figuratively hit the ceiling. In a thinly-veiled rant, he said the rule is the height of stupidity and carries no weight and we should rein in the human beings who came up with this counterfeit rule. He called them "atheistic schlockmeisters" and said the rule should be forfeited. Neither of us disagreed.