Wrote your new hit song.
Where In The World Is Channel 98?
(Verse 1)
I’ve been searching high, I’ve been searching low,
I heard it was live, but where’d it go?
Could be in Koops' basement, locked up tight,
I’ll just call him later… maybe not tonight.
Playing on Hectic’s front yard,
But he yelled, “Get off my lawn!” so hard,
Now I’m on the run, just tryin’ to survive,
Where in the world is Channel 98 alive?
(Chorus)
Where in the world is Channel 98?
Is it hiding in the pantry or stuck in a crate?
Down in New Orleans with Aaron’s crew,
I’ll find that channel—don’t know how, but I’ll find you!
Where in the world is Channel 98?
Could it be in Glendale, California or Arizona’s state?
We’re searchin’ and searchin’, can’t hit rewind,
Channel 98, where are you this time?
(Verse 2)
I looked through Scotch’s pantry window,
Saw a box of snacks, but no TV show!
I asked him, “Hey, where’s Channel 98?”
He said, “Check the fridge, I don’t know the date!”
Then I ran through the desert, the dry heat’s real,
Rainbow sherbet in my hand, that’s the deal.
I think I saw it flicker on a cactus near,
But it vanished again, like a sneaky little deer!
(Chorus)
Where in the world is Channel 98?
I’m roaming the streets but I’m running late.
Maybe it's in Glendale, California or Arizona too,
But Channel 98, I’m coming for you!
(Bridge)
I’dRather gonna give you up,
I’dRather gonna let you down,
I’dRather gonna run around and desert you,
I’dRather gonna make you cry,
I’dRather gonna say goodbye,
I’dRather gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
(Verse 3)
It’s a mystery, I’m losing my mind,
Hectic’s lawn is a warzone, can’t rewind.
I might find it in Glendale, California or maybe in Arizona,
I just need a map, or a clue… or a diploma.
I’m trapped in Koops’ basement, can’t find the door,
And I’m starting to think I’ve seen this before.
Is Channel 98 hiding with the squirrels?
Or is it vacationing with the Caribbean pearls?
(Chorus)
Where in the world is Channel 98?
From the basement to the pantry, it’s a twisted fate.
I’m running through Glendale, California, maybe Arizona’s waitin’,
But Channel 98, you’re always frustratin’!
(Outro)
Maybe tomorrow, it’ll pop on screen,
But tonight, I’m lost in this crazy dream.
Where in the world is Channel 98?
Is it behind the couch or just running late?
Where in the world is Channel 98?
I’ll keep searching… oh, I’ll wait, I’ll wait!
But wherever you are, I know you’ll find me,
'Cause Channel 98, you're all I see!