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JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
It's when you pay a shit ton of money to go to India to have some Yogi fucking teach you a bunch of bullshit and you realize you went all the way there and didn't get to meet Yogi the Bear, just some Indian dude who tells you to close you're eyes and repeat a dumb phrase over and over when all you really wanted was to share a picnic basket with a green tie wearing bear.
So you fly all the way home and get so pissed you kill the first person you see after you disembark.
That's Meditated Murder.
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scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
I see you guys had an election yesterday. On one of the news shows, someone was making a good point about the whole 51st state thing. Saying that if that happened, the US would be inheriting a state with the voting impact of California - kind of like shooting oneself in the foot.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
Our election was heavily interfered with by an unnamed person from our south. And it would be 51-60 states as we have 10 provinces.
Also nobody here would ever vote for that certain person so not sure why he wants us.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
From West to East:
British Columbia (BC)
Alberta
Saskatchewan
Manitoba
Ontario
Quebec
New Brunswick
Prince Edward Island (PEI)
Nova Scotia
Newfoundland & Labrador
British Columbia (BC)
Alberta
Saskatchewan
Manitoba
Ontario
Quebec
New Brunswick
Prince Edward Island (PEI)
Nova Scotia
Newfoundland & Labrador
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
You forgot Panama and Mar-a-Lago.51) Puerto Rico
52) D.C.
53) California splits creates either Northern or Southern California
54) Canada
55) Greenland
56) Koop's Creepy Basement
57) Scotch Pantry Window
58) Hectic's Front Yard
59) ?
60) ?
No way. That's where some of the best oysters come from.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
You got the connection.
Labrador Retriever - Wikipedia
The Labrador Retriever or simply Labrador is a British breed of retriever gun dog. It was developed in the United Kingdom from St. John's water dogs imported from the colony of Newfoundland (now a province of Canada), and was named after the Labrador region of that colony. It is among the most commonly kept dogs in several countries, particularly in the Western world.
sadchild
Dude
Those oysters better have their citizenship paperwork in good order. And they may still be at risk even if it is.
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. And now for some good news:
Rock band Metallica donates $40,000 to Toronto food bank
Rock band Metallica donates $40,000 to Toronto food bank
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
That what happen to my partner and I as well. We were talking about certain stuff and then randomly we started seeing advertisement for it. I'm the 3D printer user and somehow it shows up on his phone and he doesn't search for any of that stuff.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
I just want to declare that after this weekend - having seen the play Come From Away (which takes place in Newfoundland) on Friday, and watching the F1 Canadian Grand Prix from Montreal on Saturday and Sunday - I've had my fill of Canadian things for quite some time.
JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
Hahahah. That made me irl lol.
That's usually the type of troll thing I say here just to see if I can annoy Idrather or get Hectic to say we can't have anything nice.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
They were already on a short leash, with that wildfire smoke bullshit.