Artie's most overused phrases...

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by DoublEE, Oct 18, 2008.

  1. Davis

    Davis Member

    No, it then went to devil dogs but even that has gone away. I don't think he has mentioned them (devil dogs) much since his roast (the giant devil dog).

    By the way, if you ever have another devil dog, do yourself a favor and put it in the freezer first.
     
  2. k9feces

    k9feces Member

    What would Artie do for a Klondike bar?
     
  3. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Not only should that question be asked and answered, but I'd like to know, "What would Robin do for a Dyke Bar?"
     
  4. ProperModulation

    ProperModulation Green Type of Tube

    He'd pay JD or Teddy $1000 to go to the store and get him one since he's way too lazy to do it himself and he enjoys throwing around money like he's Trump.
     
  5. VinnyM27

    VinnyM27 Active Member

    How about "My Uncle Tony..." often followed by him saying something racist.
     
  6. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    "i dont mean to CROWBAR this in but..."

    -jhdk
     
  7. VinnyM27

    VinnyM27 Active Member

    Right after the news is finished:

    "Howard..."
    And you know that plug is coming!
     
  8. electricpotato

    electricpotato New Member

    I don't have the time at the moment to read through all these posts so forgive me if this has already been stated.
    A variation on "completely ossified" is "ossified drunk."
    I've heard Artie say it numerous times.
     
  9. AJ_II

    AJ_II Well-Known Member

    Haha, that's a good one! Always accompanied by the Jackie Gleason background music, courtesy of Fred.
     
  10. Davis

    Davis Member

    I've never noticed the background music. I will have to try to listen for it tomorrow.
     
  11. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Yes, but right after "Howard" and right before the plug is the obligatory and dishonest, "sorry, man.."
     
  12. Davis

    Davis Member

    I'm sure he feels bad for doing it but he knows that it will help him out.
     
  13. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    I prefer what Jackie did: when the plugs came up, just laugh as Howard reads them. :D
     
  14. Davis

    Davis Member

    Oh wow, he actually asked to cue the Jackie Music today. It was almost like he read this thread.
     
  15. NBACha

    NBACha New Member

    I can't say I have ever heard this. I listen all the time too!
     
  16. MfBrooklyn

    MfBrooklyn Member

    what happened to cunt,hahaha
     
  17. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    I think the full quote is, "swing like a cunt".
     
  18. MerchantMilan

    MerchantMilan New Member

    Hahaha...I laugh at that every time because Artie said he was like 8 years old when his Dad said that to him.

    I can't think of any particular word at the moment, but Artie will come out with these 3 or 4 syllable words that make him sounds like an intellectual, but then he'll use that word repeatedly for a few days. It has happened a several times.

    One thing that really bugs me about the whole staff is when they say "could care less." It's "couldn't care less." You'd think at least Howard would know that since he can be a grammar nazi at times.
     
  19. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    There are two that I hate:

    "Hey, RETARD!!!"

    and

    MI----STAH CROWLEY!!!!
     

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