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Br'er Rabbit is not in his "Laughing Place" today. He's in his Crying Place, lamenting how political correctness has led to the demise of another classic theme park attraction.

Disneyland and Disney World to remake Splash Mountain with Princess & The Frog theme

 
Br'er Rabbit is not in his "Laughing Place" today. He's in his Crying Place, lamenting how political correctness has led to the demise of another classic theme park attraction.

Disneyland and Disney World to remake Splash Mountain with Princess & The Frog theme


Yup. You called it. I will try to stay positive about one of my top 2 rides in all Disney getting a makeover. But this is upsetting. At least the concept art looks cool.

 
Upon further, clam reflection I have now reached the conclusion that this is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of man. I am now completely opposed to whatever movement is going on. My childhood is ruined, I may as well have grown up an orphan begging for another ladle of gruel.

The Magic Kingdom is at best 50% less magic now. (To be fair that's still pretty magic but you get my point.)

Life is meaningless and then we die. My soul is already dead.
 
Ha, nah. Swing state MF'er. I always vote.

If we are getting into it though I do have strong feelings about voting. I think it's wrong to have all these media blitzes telling people to vote and shaming them for not doing so. If you want to vote cool, if you don't want to, fine. Part of living in a free society is that you can vote if you want or not. We shouldn't guilt people if they don't want to vote.

But because of Splash Mountain life is still meaningless.
 
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I think it's wrong to have all these media blitzes telling people to vote and shaming them for not doing so. If you want to vote cool, if you don't want to, fine. Part of living in a free society is that you can vote if you want or not. We shouldn't guilt people if they don't want to vote.
I see your point about freedom meaning that a person can choose not to vote. Here are the reasons people don't vote:
- They don't care
- They don't like any candidate enough to care
- They despise government, politics, think that they're all corrupt, so no one deserves a vote
- They're so frustrated with the campaign ads and phone calls and canvassing and debating and nastiness, they've become compelled not to vote
- They care, but they don't think their vote will matter - which is true in some cases

But in my opinion, voting is like other things we do for society; like wearing a seat belt, keeping it under 100 on the highway, waiting in line, and wearing a mask in public during a pandemic. That's why everyone nags you to vote. Because you may not think it matters, or care that it matters, but it matters - both to you and the rest of the country. That's both indisputable and plainly obvious now.

So just as you have the right to choose not to vote, Americans have the right to use whatever means available to harass you to vote.
 
I see your point about freedom meaning that a person can choose not to vote. Here are the reasons people don't vote:
- They don't care
- They don't like any candidate enough to care
- They despise government, politics, think that they're all corrupt, so no one deserves a vote
- They're so frustrated with the campaign ads and phone calls and canvassing and debating and nastiness, they've become compelled not to vote
- They care, but they don't think their vote will matter - which is true in some cases

Ok before we get slapped on the wrist by Hectic let's just say That I'm still pissed about Splash Mountain. Vey pissed.

I agree with all those points wholeheartedly....maybe except for the last one, you never know if your vote will make a real difference (even in the bluest or reddest states) and that should compel one to go to the polls.

But in my opinion, voting is like other things we do for society; like wearing a seat belt, keeping it under 100 on the highway, waiting in line, and wearing a mask in public during a pandemic. That's why everyone nags you to vote. Because you may not think it matters, or care that it matters, but it matters - both to you and the rest of the country. That's both indisputable and plainly obvious now.

Here too I agree with you. You are saying that what one chooses to do will affect others and the whole of us and I agree. I will argue about seat belts though. Besides for kids, I think seatbelt laws are crazy. I 100% of the time wear mine cause I don't want to die, but really not wearing a seatbelt only puts that person in harm's way. It has no real consequences for other drivers. If a personal choice will not hurt others I feel it should be up to the individual and not regulated by the government.

Also, people are allowed to be jerks. You may think this or that matters for society I may think a different this or that matters. We can argue about it but the fact that we (the royal we) can acknowledge that fact means that we can all function together without breaking out into physical violence. Kinda what makes the USA awesome.

So overall we may squabble about minor details but I think we're on the same page here.
 
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People dying by not wearing seatbelts affects everyone's insurance rates. But more importantly, anyone who dies that way would regret it if they were able to, but their family can't get them back. And who pays the father's lost wages? The government, which is you and I.
 
People dying by not wearing seatbelts affects everyone's insurance rates. But more importantly, anyone who dies that way would regret it if they were able to, but their family can't get them back. And who pays the father's lost wages? The government, which is you and I.

Fair enough, I see your point there. I want to argue about welfare and insurance and all that but I also don't want to keep this going forever. Once again, overall I think we are seeing things more or less the same way.

This Splash Mountain thing really went off the rails. Which I would say is like Big Thunder Mountain or Everest.
 
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Back on topic: Those "savages" and "headhunters" may soon follow Br'er Brer, Br'er Fox and Br'er Rabbit to the Disney character graveyard.

Following Splash Mountain ride redesign, some call for Disney to change Jungle Cruise next

 
Back on topic: Those "savages" and "headhunters" may soon follow Br'er Brer, Br'er Fox and Br'er Rabbit to the Disney character graveyard.

Following Splash Mountain ride redesign, some call for Disney to change Jungle Cruise next


I can accept minor changes with only being slightly upset. I wasn't happy when they changed Pirates of the Caribbean but they also added some really advanced animatronics so it was kinda a draw. Never been a huge fan of the Jungle Cruise. I like the funny banter..."backside of water" is a real Disney staple. The boat "captain" you get can really make a difference. It's cool how they still have a real person narrating it. Same with Kilimanjaro Safari in Animal Kingdom. Difference there being that person is actually driving the truck while also narriating. They used to have a person do the narration in the boats of The Land in EPCOT but now it's just a recorded presentation. Still a cool ride, but it was better with a person doing it live.
 
I can go along updating the theme to the Jungle Cruise. It is a boring ride and does have indigenous characters as "savages".

I think they should turn the ride partly into a white water rafting or something. Hell since Disney owns the Aliens franchise. Introduce some of that into the ride. That would certainly give kids nightmares. :laugh:
 
It won't last very long.

Hopefully not.

This is a fun video of my top 2 ride (Carousel of Progress) malfunctioning. Poor ride is in desperate need of a makeover. It's a Walt legacy ride.

BTW/the article gets it wrong, he's not holding his hat, it's one of those paper fans he's holding that says Niagara Falls on it. I can more or less recite that entire ride by heart.

Also that fast jerking motion is a common malfunction of animatronics. It's how they act when some specific hydraulic line breaks.

 
I loved the carousel of tomorrow ... when I saw it in 1975. I would love to remember what their projections were for the future. Good for a laugh or two.
 
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