2017 Movies & Tv Show

memebag said:
That's not a thing, though. If you make everyone else wear shutter glasses then you can keep them from seeing the phone's light. Otherwise they see a flashing light.
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That's what the engineers are for silly. If someone already made it, we wouldn't have to have the R&D meetings. :rolleyes:
 
Tonight the Bag family saw "Atomic Blonde". We all loved the trailer and were looking forward to the film it promised.

We didn't like it at all. It was grim relentless nonsense that frequently ground to a halt for a music video. Disappointing.
 
We saw Girls Night Out , Saturday morning. I didn't think I would like it but it turned out to be a good story about friendship and loyalty. Lots of scenes of New Orleans and many music artists included. Jada Pinkett is pretty small. She looked taller in Gotham
 
I like the Duplass bros. (especially Mark) and The Twilight Zone so their new show Room 104 is worth checking out. The first episode was good. It's no Black Mirror but I think I'll keep watching.
 
Last night Memegirl and I saw "Boys in the Trees", an Australian anti-testosterone PSA disguised as a coming of age story decorated with horror genre tropes. We both enjoyed it a lot. She liked it more than I did.
 
Last night I saw "Rawhead Rex", a film written by Clive Barker about a giant penis monster that attacks a small town in Ireland. That's what I was promised, but the monster wasn't penisy enough for my tastes.

I also saw "Intruder", a brilliant bit of over the top gore set in a grocery store made by a bunch of the same people who made "Evil Dead 2" and Lawrence Bender, the guy who produced all of Tarantino's movies before "Death Proof". It was perfect. After the store closes all of the night shift are murdered one by one in increasingly gruesome ways using equipment found in every grocery store.
 
19 Penises You Need To Visit Before You Die

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I'm glad Craig is back for a couple more. He's a great Bond.
If it wasn't for the nostalgia of Connery, he'd be the #1 Bond in my book.
 
Mickey pulled out!

So Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
After deliberating the evidence, the judge returns his verdict.

"I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but I cannot grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity."

Mickey replied, "Your honor, I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
 
HecticArt said:
Mickey pulled out!

So Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
After deliberating the evidence, the judge returns his verdict.

"I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but I cannot grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity."

Mickey replied, "Your honor, I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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dad joke
noun
informal
  1. an unoriginal or unfunny joke of a type supposedly told by middle-aged or older men.
    "he makes a lot of corny dad jokes"
 
NEW MR. PLINKETT!!!!!

His reviews are by far the best thing to come out of bad movies. I am happy episodes I-III exist solely because they inspired the creation of Mr. Plinkett.

 
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