Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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Surprised no one has posted this story yet.
Alligator kills Florida burglary suspect hiding from cops
Alligator kills Florida burglary suspect hiding from cops
The cops showed up for the free coffee, but left when they found out there were no donuts.
Wow. $32.36 worth of damage! Celebrating the end of her drug rehab probation. Seemed to have worked well.
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
Can we extend the Florida border up to Tennessee?
Racing fuel mixed with soda suspected in teens' deaths - CNN.com
Racing fuel mixed with soda suspected in teens' deaths - CNN.com
Horrible, horrible, horrible. Reminds me of an old joke.
Me: Did I tell you about my cat? Poor thing. I was cleaning the carburetor on my lawn mower and had a little bowl of gasoline. I went inside to wash my hands, and while I was gone, my cat drank the gasoline! He started running all over the garage, then all over the patio, then finally he stopped and fell over!
You: Was he dead??
Me: No, he just ran out of gas.
Me: Did I tell you about my cat? Poor thing. I was cleaning the carburetor on my lawn mower and had a little bowl of gasoline. I went inside to wash my hands, and while I was gone, my cat drank the gasoline! He started running all over the garage, then all over the patio, then finally he stopped and fell over!
You: Was he dead??
Me: No, he just ran out of gas.
Clearly we need to put more controls on Mountain Dew.
In my honest opinion, any time something incredibly (dumb) happens in the world, it happens in Florida
Lets build a one way fence around Florida. So the idiots can get in, but they won't be able to get out again. You have to have an IQ over retarded to be allowed on an airplane out.