David Carradine found dead of apparent suicide.

[flap_jackson]

As Jason Ellis would say... RED DRAGONS!

If you have to go, that's one helluva way to go...:buttrock:

Not to sound insensitive or anything...:shock:

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

As Jason Ellis would say... RED DRAGONS!

:bigclap::bigclap:

 

[limegrass69]

There are reports that his hands were tied up too.

For Christ's sake...how many hookers and ropes were involved in jacking this dude off? Seriously...

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

There are reports that his hands were tied up too.

For Christ's sake...how many hookers and ropes were involved in jacking this dude off? Seriously...

No shit. I'm generally good with a cup of coffee and a napkin each morning. :clueless:

 

[limegrass69]

I guess Carradine did not realize that a 14 year old Thai prostitute might not be able to get those knots undone quick enough. That's an important lesson...if you are into that sort of thing

 

[xan_user]

I guess Carradine did not realize that a 14 year old Thai prostitute might not be able to get those knots undone quick enough. That's an important lesson...if you are into that sort of thing

3 words.. Quick release shackle.

...never leave home without it!

Way back in high school a very popular senior died 3 nights before graduation in the same way. It put a real damper on the class' celebrations.

 

[limegrass69]

The lube and semen also likely make it tough for the whore to get those knots undone.

Hey, xan, seems like you've thought this through! :bigclap:

 

[Calypso]

Come on do we really have to talk this way about the dead.. Have a little respect people.

 

[memebag]

Come on do we really have to talk this way about the dead.. Have a little respect people.

I respect David Carradine, but not because he's dead. Everyone dies, so that's no special accomplishment. If he wanted to spare his friends and family this sort of public discussion, he probably shouldn't have been choking himself out.

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

I respect David Carradine, but not because he's dead. Everyone dies, so that's no special accomplishment. If he wanted to spare his friends and family this sort of public discussion, he probably shouldn't have been choking himself out.

I have a paranoia... a guy I knew was found dead, wearing nothing but a T-shirt. I never go without at least shorts on. I won't even sleep in underwear (shorts only), because I want to die with dignity. If I have to shoot, I'm not doing that with my ass hanging out and I'm not hitting the metal table with my balls dragging.

 

[memebag]

I have a paranoia... a guy I knew was found dead, wearing nothing but a T-shirt. I never go without at least shorts on. I won't even sleep in underwear (shorts only), because I want to die with dignity. If I have to shoot, I'm not doing that with my ass hanging out and I'm not hitting the metal table with my balls dragging.

Not me. Despite my professed tender hearted attitude toward 21 year old strippers, I don't really give a damn what happens after I die. I sleep naked, swim naked, clean the guns naked, I just don't care. I'll be dead and y'all can deal.

 

[HecticArt]

Not me. Despite my professed tender hearted attitude toward 21 year old strippers, I don't really give a damn what happens after I die. I sleep naked, swim naked, clean the guns naked, I just don't care. I'll be dead and y'all can deal.

Just don't cook bacon naked! :scared:

 

[memebag]

Just don't cook bacon naked! :scared:

The trick is to do it often enough to develop one giant groin callous.

 

[Calypso]

If he wanted to spare his friends and family this sort of public discussion, he probably shouldn't have been choking himself out.

Yes cause god knows that was his plan and he knew that was going to happen.

 

[xan_user]

Hey, xan, seems like you've thought this through! :bigclap:

Just a PSA, reminding everyone to play safe...







...(this one time in, kung fu camp...)

If i go out like carradine i would expect a fair amount of clowning after i was gone. but it wouldn't stop me from cleaning hookers guns while cooking bacon naked either.

 

[memebag]

Yes cause god knows that was his plan and he knew that was going to happen.

He had to realize it was a possibility.

 

[Calypso]

He had to realize it was a possibility.

Just like it is a possibility that something could happen to anyone at any given time..... Hey I could go and race my bike in that race at my local short track and probably have fun doing it, and also know I am risking my life, doesn't mean I am not going to live my life.

 

[memebag]

Just like it is a possibility that something could happen to anyone at any given time..... Hey I could go and race my bike in that race at my local short track and probably have fun doing it, and also know I am risking my life, doesn't mean I am not going to live my life.

So we agree. He knew when he put the cord around his neck that he might end up splashed across the front page as an accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation death, and that people would be yammering about it on DRC, but he went ahead and did it anyway. So what's your beef?

 

[Calypso]

So we agree. He knew when he put the cord around his neck that he might end up splashed across the front page as an accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation death, and that people would be yammering about it on DRC, but he went ahead and did it anyway. So what's your beef?

My beef is someone making jokes and that about what he did.. Wouldn't be so nice if by chance a family member or friend came across this eh!!!

 

[memebag]

My beef is someone making jokes and that about what he did.. Wouldn't be so nice if by chance a family member or friend came across this eh!!!

If he didn't want these jokes, he could have not strangled himself naked in a closet in Thailand. It's really easy. I avoid strangling myself naked in a closet in Thailand all the time.