Your Momma Jokes

[HecticArt]

OK, I'm hopped up on the Sudafeds and cough syrup and could use a laugh.

It's time to start the "Your Momma" joke thread.

One at a time - in response to the one above yours.


Your Momma is is sooo fat, when she wears orange, helicopters try to land on her!

 

[xan_user]

Yeah well, yo mama soooo stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

 

[TheScionicMan]

Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got BuckWheat in a headlock...

 

[Aaron]

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

 

[HecticArt]

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

 

[Jon]

Your momma is so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'

 

[Wolf]

Your momma's so dumb, she thought the computer screen saver was a TV.

 

[Jon]

Your momma's so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

 

[Wolf]

Yo Mama's so fat, the army uses her panties for a parachute.

 

[xan_user]

Yo mama's so redneck, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

 

[Wolf]

You're mama so fat, she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just her left arm...

 

[xan_user]

You don't have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.

 

[Wolf]

Your momma so smelly, she made Right Guard call for backup.

 

[me_rubin]

Your Momma's so fat each foot is in a different zip code.

 

[TheScionicMan]

Yo Mama so ugly, she gave birth to YOU!

 

[kingchuck69]

Oldie: Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Taco Bell, everybody ran for the border.

 

[HecticArt]

Oven Oldier. . . er. . .

Your momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway!

 

[mynameisharper]

Your momma's so fat you have to run around her twice to give her a hug.

 

[Pink Willie]

Your Momma's so fat... her shadow killed a puppy!

 

[TheScionicMan]

She was such an ugly kid, they had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her...