Week of 6/5: Live!

Kryptonite

Kryptonite

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"Here we go! This is it!"

Howard Stern is live this week on SiriusXM Howard 100 and the SiriusXM app. He'll be live up until July...then the big break.

We had talk of Peloton, then we found out Sam went to the Taylor Swift show and the bathroom lines were so long that women were going into the men's bathrooms. Some Swifties were even wearing diapers like they were Richard Christy.

Howard went out and did a few things in advance of his daughter's wedding. Howard sounds like he'll be in hell if he has to be there at 2pm and may not get out of there after 11pm. Robin was talking about how much food and it sounds like he needs to invite Artie and High-Pitch there to take care of the food.

Howard talking about a new studio and he's peeing sitting down...he didn't feel like he got it all evacuated and he has two tissues "stuffed in my underpants" and he really needs a man-pad because tissues leave too much lint. Some guy invented one, but "it slides around too much and irritates my penis hole."

No guests today, but Dave Matthews visits on Wednesday and there's a thing with Tan Mom coming up.
 
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he didn't feel like he got it all evacuated and he has two tissues "stuffed in my underpants"
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In my .... I wanna say late 30s or early 40s ... I would step away from the urinal and once in a while when taking that step a little more would come out (no matter how hard I tried to empty everything). After changing my diet and other things that helped reduce the "chronic prostatitis" (which I was told at my last dr visit is gone), it has stopped happening and has not returned for at least a decade.

But Howie talks about how healthily he eats all the time so maybe it's just something likely to happen as you approach 70 no matter what you eat? I hope not.
 
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In my .... I wanna say late 30s or early 40s ... I would step away from the urinal and once in a while when taking that step a little more would come out (no matter how hard I tried to empty everything). After changing my diet and other things that helped reduce the "chronic prostatitis" (which I was told at my last dr visit is gone), it has stopped happening and has not returned for at least a decade.

But Howie talks about how healthily he eats all the time so maybe it's just something likely to happen as you approach 70 no matter what you eat? I hope not.
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If I don't get my wiener fully clear of the zipper opening on the pants, it would get a little pinched, and that would happen. But also, there's a job the prostate does to keep one from wetting the bed at night. Although when I get up in the morning, and I'm still groggy, I have to overcome it to get a full pee. I think that aspect of the prostate function is affected by age.

I should also mention, that when I used to drive in to the office, I'd see some odd behavior in the men's room by older guys. Like they'd lean back at an angle, and bend at the knees, or use a wide stance while standing. I don't know what's going on with that.
 
Some of the aim issues were discussed on the show today. Apparently the new bathroom in the Miami studios was already gross.

Occasionally, I'll go into a bathroom and there's a kid at the urinal with his butt exposed (fully or partially), but it's always a kid. Note to dads: I know you're trying to get your kid to use a urinal, but if he's still in the "exposed butt" phase, have him stand at a toilet. There's too many pervs out there...and if there weren't, nobody wants to see your five year old kid's butt.
 
A few years ago, the big manager at work would completely drop his pants while standing at the urinal. I guess he didn't want to risk any dripping on his nice slacks, and he liked to be able to re-tuck his blazing-white business shirt into his pants. So when he was peeing, the tails of his shirt would mostly cover his ass. But then there was a moment where he had to bend down and pull up his slacks. And if that was the moment you entered the men's room, you'd be greeted by his bare white ass. But he was such an Alpha type, he didn't care.
 
The guy who was CEO (named Ed) when I first started my current job (years ago) went on a business trip with one of our CSRs. The story is the CSR came out of the bathroom and Ed was doing naked stretches (bending over to touch his feet, etc). So anytime someone goes on a business trip with someone else, we tell them "hope you don't get Eddied!"
 
Article references three incidents lol

“Is there a Connie Lingus here?” he asked, as people giggled around the room.
“What about Anita Dickenmee? Or Holden, Holden Middick?” he added.

A Florida state representative reads “Anita Dick” and “Holden Hiscock” into the record

As did members of a Virginia school board in 2021, when Phil McCracken, Eileen Dover, Wayne Kuhr, Suk Mahdik, Ophelia McCaulk and Don Kedick all featured.
 
Howard played that stuff on today's show.

Dave Matthews on Wednesday.
Do we get Tan Mom next week? I bet not, although it wouldn't surprise me if we do.

I'd love to hear from Jeff the Drunk, but he did grow boring. I wonder if he's totally gone.
 
On Wednesday afternoon, 101 played a segment from 2006 where they were goofing on JD's techno music. One song is over an hour long.
 
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