Tom Taylor and "The Ferret" sitting in a tree

[tonyho7476]

Wanting to make out with Ferret doesn't prove anything. I have been to Taylor's store a couple times, and he smacked me in the ass and said come back soon, but that is just good customer service.

 

[Davis]

A slap is one thing but a grab is another.

 

[Chance00]

i did find it funny that his website offers a free "banana-hammock" with every purchase over 70 dollars...

 

[TSS Taylor]

i did find it funny that his website offers a free "banana-hammock" with every purchase over 70 dollars...

What's a banana hammock?
Harper has a Banana protector :jj:

 

[Davis]

A Speedo or bikini underwear

 

[TSS Taylor]

A Speedo or bikini underwear

Oh gotcha. Sure, I wear those around the office most of the time. Even in winter.

 

[Davis]

My brother (an "adopted" brother) used to wear bikini underwear. I had no idea and one day we were in a store (him, my mother, and myself) and I threw a pair at him and made a comment about them (I have no idea what the comment was). Later that day my mom told me that he wears them. A week later she told me that he threw all of them out and bought boxers. Yeah, I felt like an ass after that.

 

[TSS Taylor]

My brother (an "adopted" brother) used to wear bikini underwear. I had no idea and one day we were in a store (him, my mother, and myself) and I threw a pair at him and made a comment about them (I have no idea what the comment was). Later that day my mom told me that he wears them. A week later she told me that he threw all of them out and bought boxers. Yeah, I felt like an ass after that.

I was kidding about wearing them. But that sucks you made fun of him. :churn:

 

[Davis]

Yeah, I realized that you were kidding. However, I do believe that you want Ferret.

 

[Chance00]

My brother (an "adopted" brother) used to wear bikini underwear. I had no idea and one day we were in a store (him, my mother, and myself) and I threw a pair at him and made a comment about them (I have no idea what the comment was). Later that day my mom told me that he wears them. A week later she told me that he threw all of them out and bought boxers. Yeah, I felt like an ass after that.

Don't feel bad. You saved him from seeing a look of terror on the face of the first girl he banged.

Funny story though!

 

[Davis]

Holy shit, this is great. Taylor, that was a great call/segment.

 

[Sirius Rich]

A slap is one thing but a grab is another.

I have slept with Tom Taylor, two nights. Proud of it too.

 

[TSS Taylor]

I have slept with Tom Taylor, two nights. Proud of it too.

And I still don't get a discount on Gas. Darn false promises

 

[Pedro]

Taylor tu eres mi hermano y yo te acepto si eres maricon, pero no me trates de convertir, oite?

 

[Sirius Rich]

And I still don't get a discount on Gas. Darn false promises

It wasn't good enough...

 

[Bookworm]

Taylor tu eres mi hermano y yo te acepto si eres maricon, pero no me trates de convertir, oite?

Hehe, good one! :jj: