There's a 42 yr old, 5 ft tall, 100 lb chinese woman showering in my bathroom.

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

MILF.

:egypt:

 

[Sirius Rich]

Kinda tall for you. Tell her I said hi.

 

[Ifandorbut]

Women hold up half of the sky.

 

[HecticArt]

Then quit typing and get in there player! Quit talking to us!

Then post pictures. . . Really. . . .
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[Learjet35A]

Did she bring you Panda?

 

[flap_jackson]

How did she get in there again:scratch:

 

[flap_jackson]

ornoface:

Dude is it gay if I got a boner reading this thread?:icon_wink:

 

[HecticArt]

MILF.

:egypt:

MILF?

I hope it's MIDF by now!

 

[xan_user]

MILF.

:egypt:

or video.

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

Wow... that was an odd night... messy.

 

[HecticArt]

Wow... that was an odd night... messy.

Throw the sheets in the washer, hose off the couch, finish your protein shake, then post the pictures!

 

[HecticArt]

or video.

Pictures are fine. If there's vid, we run the danger of seeing BMF's weapon.

No thanks. :shoot4:

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

Throw the sheets in the washer, hose off the couch, finish your protein shake, then post the pictures!

Had to flip the mattress and wash the sheets.

 

[HecticArt]

Bury the evidence under the porch?

 

[xan_user]

Had to flip the mattress and wash the sheets.

I usually have to do that half way though the night, "A long way you have yet to travel, my young padawan!":sarcasm:

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

I usually have to do that half way though the night, "A long way you have yet to travel, my young padawan!":sarcasm:

I actually paused after like 30 minutes because I decided I felt like shaving. Shaved, showered, restarted.

 

[HecticArt]

Hope you didn't give the poor girl razor rash.

 

[xan_user]

I actually paused after like 30 minutes because I decided I felt like shaving. Shaved, showered, restarted.

That'a boy! Nextime get her all worked up, then make her stop and shave and shower, while you grab a snack and a brew.

 

[xan_user]

Hope you didn't give the poor girl razor rash.

its the M16 rash that really bugs em!

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

That'a boy! Nextime get her all worked up, then make her stop and shave and shower, while you grab a snack and a brew.

I did the beer part.