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The Short Cuts To Lower Scores & More Fun
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1: HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FIFTH PUTT.
CHAPTER 2: HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE.
CHAPTER 3: HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER.
CHAPTER 4: HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK OF YOUR CLUB.
CHAPTER 5: WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER.
CHAPTER 6: USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO UTILIZE YOUR 'FOOT WEDGE' AND MAXIMIZE
YOU’RE WAGERING EARNINGS.
CHAPTER 7: WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT.
CHAPTER 8: PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9 AM.
CHAPTER 9: HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND.
CHAPTER 10: HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE CLAIMS THEY SAW GO IN THE WATER.
CHAPTER 11: WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH HOLE.
CHAPTER 12: HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME.
CHAPTER 13: HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE.
CHAPTER 14: WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT.
CHAPTER 15: GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-DOUBLE BOGEY FOUR PUTT.
CHAPTER 16: WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER.
CHAPTER 17: CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME?
CHAPTER 18: WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 FOR A BEER FROM THE CUTE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND THEN STIFF THE MALE BARTENDER.
The Short Cuts To Lower Scores & More Fun
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1: HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FIFTH PUTT.
CHAPTER 2: HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE.
CHAPTER 3: HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER.
CHAPTER 4: HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK OF YOUR CLUB.
CHAPTER 5: WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER.
CHAPTER 6: USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO UTILIZE YOUR 'FOOT WEDGE' AND MAXIMIZE
YOU’RE WAGERING EARNINGS.
CHAPTER 7: WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT.
CHAPTER 8: PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9 AM.
CHAPTER 9: HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND.
CHAPTER 10: HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE CLAIMS THEY SAW GO IN THE WATER.
CHAPTER 11: WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH HOLE.
CHAPTER 12: HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME.
CHAPTER 13: HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE.
CHAPTER 14: WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT.
CHAPTER 15: GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-DOUBLE BOGEY FOUR PUTT.
CHAPTER 16: WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER.
CHAPTER 17: CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME?
CHAPTER 18: WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 FOR A BEER FROM THE CUTE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND THEN STIFF THE MALE BARTENDER.