The newest Apple laptop revolutionizes the industry

[Vargas]

God bless the Onion. This is hilarious.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[hexagram]

"I'll buy anything that's shiny and made by apple".

"To reduce energy use, screen goes black after four seconds".

That was great. They even made it look believable with the background banners and the laptops. :rofl2:

 

[hexagram]

Here's another good one from The Onion:

Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Vargas]

Here's another good one from The Onion:

Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I check the onion every couple of days. The new "issue" comes out on Wendesday's and it is usually posted Tuesday night.

I love the print version but their video clips are fantastic.

My favorite part of the MacBook Wheel article is:

"but apple is not resting on it's laurels and are already hard at work on a newer version of the MacBook Wheel that will be 4 ounces lighter due to it's lack of screen, harddrive and wheel."

 

[North_of_Calgary]

That was freakin' hilarious. Especially today of all days after reading the blogs about the new MacBook Pro announcement. I loved that the guy spent 45 minutes emailing his friend and if you look closely at the email, it's full of mistakes. Or all of the suggested sentences in the earlier demonstration.

Man, that was the best one ever! Thanks for ending my day with a smile

 

[HomieG]

Somebody needs to buy a $hitload of batteries for this thing!