Th Thrd Wtht Vwls

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  1. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    Ths thrd hs n smpl rl:

    N vwls.

    Y cn tlk bt nthng y lk, jst dn't s vwls.

    Th lttr "Y" s lgl, bt nl whn t sn't ctng s vwl. S t's K n wrds lk "ygrt", bt nt n wrds lk "cnd".

    Hv fn!
  2. hexagram

    hexagram Medicinal & Recreational.

    h Gd, whn wll ths ll nd?! Wht nxt? Wrds wtht cnsnnts?
  3. Evil_Ernie

    Evil_Ernie Smell my finger

    I'm rebeling against this thread.

    This whoring needs to stop or there needs to be a separate forum for people to post whore in. The word association and "Who am I" threads are one thing, but these other threads (even though I am guilty of posting in the three and four word threads) are getting to be asinine.
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2008
  4. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    vl rn fls!
  5. hank-the-dwarf

    hank-the-dwarf Well-Known Member

    I protest this thread too!
  6. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    All right, everybody. Evil Ernie is tired of playing. Thread over. :rolleyes:

    Come on, this is the forum for this. I'll play.

    p yrs, mmbg!
  7. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    Csl Fn gts t. t's mzng hw mch nfrmtn cn b trnsmttd wtht vwls. xmpl:

    BMF lks t bng rtrdd mdgts.
  8. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    Stds hv shwn tht th brn ds nt nd vwls t prcss wrds.
  9. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    'v rd ths stds, t. thnk t dpdnds n th cntnt, thgh. Fr nstnc, wht ds ths mn:

    prpl dsr nds n cshn.
  10. semipenguin

    semipenguin Bum Looker

    a e i o u!

  11. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    nd smtms "y".
  12. semipenguin

    semipenguin Bum Looker

  13. Evil_Ernie

    Evil_Ernie Smell my finger

    No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the House. But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen if, entertaining as I do opinions of a character very opposite to theirs, I shall speak forth my sentiments freely and without reserve. This is no time for ceremony. The questing before the House is one of awful moment to this country. For my own part, I consider it as nothing less than a question of freedom or slavery; and in proportion to the magnitude of the subject ought to be the freedom of the debate. It is only in this way that we can hope to arrive at truth, and fulfill the great responsibility which we hold to God and our country. Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of Heaven, which I revere above all earthly kings.

    Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.

    I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging of the future but by the past. And judging by the past, I wish to know what there has been in the conduct of the British ministry for the last ten years to justify those hopes with which gentlemen have been pleased to solace themselves and the House. Is it that insidious smile with which our petition has been lately received? Trust it not, sir; it will prove a snare to your feet. Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with those warlike preparations which cover our waters and darken our land. Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled that force must be called in to win back our love? Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugation; the last arguments to which kings resort. I ask gentlemen, sir, what means this martial array, if its purpose be not to force us to submission? Can gentlemen assign any other possible motive for it? Has Great Britain any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, she has none. They are meant for us: they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the British ministry have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years. Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. Sir, we have done everything that could be done to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne! In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free-- if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending--if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained--we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of hosts is all that is left us!

    They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable--and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.

    It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

  14. Wolf

    Wolf Manspreading on DRC

    vl rn s mssng n ei eie :hah:

    and who ever doesn't understand my message like me it says:

    Evil Ernie is missing an ei eie
  15. Evil_Ernie

    Evil_Ernie Smell my finger

    Don't get me started!! I'll start posting other speeches next...maybe even post the full Constitution. :hah:
  16. Aaron

    Aaron Moderator

    dn't hv tm t rd vl rn's lng pst. Srr
  17. Wolf

    Wolf Manspreading on DRC

    Don't worry I won't, I can handle the other threads but this one is just too much!
  18. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    Wh ds ths thrd ffnd s mch? s t bcs y rn't wllng t tr lttng g f vwls? Cm n, tr t. Y'll lk t.
  19. Learjet35A

    Learjet35A Member

    'm t t r d t d th s sh t. 'm r ll l z .
  20. hexagram

    hexagram Medicinal & Recreational.

    B ll f R ghts

    Th c nv nt ns f n mb r f th St t s h v ng t th t m f th r d pt ng th C nst t t n, xpr ss d d s r , n rd r t pr v nt m sc nstr ct n r b s f ts p w rs, th t f rth r d cl r t ry nd r str ct v cl s s sh ld b dd d.

    rt cl th f rst [N t R t f d]

    ft r th f rst n m r t n r q r d by th f rst rt cl f th C nst t t n, th r sh ll b n R pr s nt t v f r v ry th rty th s nd, nt l th n mb r sh ll m nt t n h ndr d, ft r wh ch th pr p rt n sh ll b s r g l t d by C ngr ss, th t th r sh ll b n t l ss th n n h ndr d R pr s nt t v s, n r l ss th n n R pr s nt t v f r v ry f rty th s nd p rs ns, nt l th n mb r f R pr s nt t v s sh ll m nt t tw h ndr d; ft r wh ch th pr p rt n sh ll b s r g l t d by C ngr ss, th t th r sh ll n t b l ss th n tw h ndr d R pr s nt t v s, n r m r th n n R pr s nt t v f r v ry f fty th s nd p rs ns.

    rt cl th s c nd [ m ndm nt XXV - R t f d 1992]

    N l w, v ry ng th c mp ns t n f r th s rv c s f th S n t rs nd R pr s nt t v s, sh ll t k ff ct, nt l n l ct n f R pr s nt t v s sh ll h v nt rv n d.

    rt cl th th rd [ m ndm nt ]

    C ngr ss sh ll m k n l w r sp ct ng n st bl shm nt f r l g n, r pr h b t ng th fr x rc s th r f; r br dg ng th fr d m f sp ch, r f th pr ss; r th r ght f th p pl p c bly t ss mbl , nd t p t t n th G v rnm nt f r r dr ss f gr v nc s.

    rt cl th f rth [ m ndm nt ]

    w ll r g l t d M l t , b ng n c ss ry t th s c r ty f fr St t , th r ght f th p pl t k p nd b r rms, sh ll n t b nfr ng d.

    rt cl th f fth [ m ndm nt ]

    N S ld r sh ll, n t m f p c b q rt r d n ny h s , w th t th c ns nt f th wn r, n r n t m f w r, b t n m nn r t b pr scr b d by l w.

    rt cl th s xth [ m ndm nt V]

    Th r ght f th p pl t b s c r n th r p rs ns, h s s, p p rs, nd ff cts, g nst nr s n bl s rch s nd s z r s, sh ll n t b v l t d, nd n W rr nts sh ll ss , b t p n pr b bl c s , s pp rt d by th r ff rm t n, nd p rt c l rly d scr b ng th pl c t b s rch d, nd th p rs ns r th ngs t b s z d.

    rt cl th s v nth [ m ndm nt V]

    N p rs n sh ll b h ld t nsw r f r c p t l, r th rw s nf m s cr m , nl ss n pr s ntm nt r nd ctm nt f Gr nd J ry, xc pt n c s s r s ng n th l nd r n v l f rc s, r n th M l t , wh n n ct l s rv c n t m f W r r p bl c d ng r; n r sh ll ny p rs n b s bj ct f r th s m ff nc t b tw c p t n j p rdy f l f r l mb; n r sh ll b c mp ll d n ny cr m n l c s t b w tn ss g nst h ms lf, n r b d pr v d f l f , l b rty, r pr p rty, w th t d pr c ss f l w; n r sh ll pr v t pr p rty b t k n f r p bl c s , w th t j st c mp ns t n.

    rt cl th ghth [ m ndm nt V]

    n ll cr m n l pr s c t ns, th cc s d sh ll nj y th r ght t sp dy nd p bl c tr l, by n mp rt l j ry f th St t nd d str ct wh r n th cr m sh ll h v b n c mm tt d, wh ch d str ct sh ll h v b n pr v sly sc rt n d by l w, nd t b nf rm d f th n t r nd c s f th cc s t n; t b c nfr nt d w th th w tn ss s g nst h m; t h v c mp ls ry pr c ss f r bt n ng w tn ss s n h s f v r, nd t h v th ss st nc f C ns l f r h s d f nc .

    rt cl th n nth [ m ndm nt V]

    n S ts t c mm n l w, wh r th v l n c ntr v rsy sh ll xc d tw nty d ll rs, th r ght f tr l by j ry sh ll b pr s rv d, nd n f ct tr d by j ry, sh ll b th rw s r - x m n d n ny C rt f th n t d St t s, th n cc rd ng t th r l s f th c mm n l w.

    rt cl th t nth [ m ndm nt V]

    xc ss v b l sh ll n t b r q r d, n r xc ss v f n s mp s d, n r cr l nd n s l p n shm nts nfl ct d.

    rt cl th l v nth [ m ndm nt X]

    Th n m r t n n th C nst t t n, f c rt n r ghts, sh ll n t b c nstr d t d ny r d sp r g th rs r t n d by th p pl .

    rt cl th tw lfth [ m ndm nt X]

    Th p w rs n t d l g t d t th n t d St t s by th C nst t t n, n r pr h b t d by t t th St t s, r r s rv d t th St t s r sp ct v ly, r t th p pl .

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