Sirius radios flying off the shelves!

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Die_LaMattres, Nov 30, 2008.

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  1. Die_LaMattres

    Die_LaMattres Active Member

    I was in Best Buys today, and the Sirius equipment was flying off the shelves! Don’t get the wrong idea – nobody was purchasing anything. It seems the crap was on the display unit for so long, the shelves gave out and wham, the radios built by 10 year-old slave laborers were all over the place! Some shoppers were struck by the tumbling radios, but because toxic Chinese plastic is relatively light, nobody was injured. The only bad part of the incident was the huge cloud of dust that formed upon impact, as the radios had been on the shelves for a long, long time. Luckily for eager Sirius fans, there was plenty of equipment still in the back ready to be dusted off and stacked up. :D
  2. goreds2

    goreds2 Well-Known Member

    I have a feeling you were not joking.
  3. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    Stick to the horse jokes. Leave all the other stuff to the professionals.

  4. IronJabroni

    IronJabroni Well-Known Member

    turn out the lights, the party's over
  5. k9feces

    k9feces Member

    Sirius Radios are flying off the shelves and are being replaced by Ipods and GPS.
  6. Die_LaMattres

    Die_LaMattres Active Member

    I was just kidding. The store was really Circuit City.:yesshake:
  7. Die_LaMattres

    Die_LaMattres Active Member

    Hey, that was the working title of Howard's speech prior to leaving K-Rock. It was changed to "The last of a dying breed" at the last minute.
  8. IronJabroni

    IronJabroni Well-Known Member

    ok carry on

    what all this does for you I don't understand
  9. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now

    Was there an earth quake ? :hah:
  10. WillThaK

    WillThaK New Member


    Yeah what happened to people caring about Sirius!!
  11. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    I think he's one of the 10-yr-old slave laborers. 12 cents a week in a factory making shitty horse joke replicas...
  12. AJ_II

    AJ_II Well-Known Member

    DLM says Howard is past his prime, maybe he/she should look in the mirror. The material as of late is lacking. What is this thread doing in a Howard forum anyway?

    DLM, like a lover spurned.
  13. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

  14. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    It was a looooong way to go for a complete fail. :drool:
  15. DAB

    DAB Mod Emeritus

    Well I suspect this story isn't even true, Circuit City doesn't have any money to buy sat radio to have them in stock! LOL

    Actually I was at BB this past weekend and they had a load of XMp3, XpressRC and Starmate 5's. Now rather they are selling or not, I have no idea. Everyone was so busy while I was there I never got to ask. But there was one guy there looking pretty hard that was curious about it. I answered his questions and then moved on.
  16. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Now that's some funny shit. Radios "flying" off the shelves . . . meh, not so much.
  17. hank-the-dwarf

    hank-the-dwarf Well-Known Member

    I thought it was very funny-lol:hah:
  18. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Thank you for your testimony, Mr. Grover Dill.

    Your Honor, the prosecution rests.
  19. hank-the-dwarf

    hank-the-dwarf Well-Known Member

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    Jgatie Banned

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