Ronnie's rude awakening!!!

[Oren]

Sal crashes a cymbal by Ronnie's ear when Ronnie's asleep on a chair in Scott's office!!

HA HA HAAA!!! So obnoxious! That's gonna be hysterical on HTV!

I can be obnoxious like that too... I know, who knew?! Once my (tortured) wife was sleeping with her mouth open :zz: and I put Chinese mustard on her tongue mfg:.

 

[TheScionicMan]

Mustard's a good one. You should have skin popped her, that's a riot!

I love scaring everyone right before the buildup to the scary part of a movie. I also try to startle her into jerking her rod when a fish is biting in Animal Crossing...

 

[Oren]

Mustard's a good one. You should have skin popped her, that's a riot!

I love scaring everyone right before the buildup to the scary part of a movie. I also try to startle her into jerking her rod when a fish is biting in Animal Crossing...

LOL! I scared a female friend like that once, and she started to CRY!! Then proceeded to try to beat me up while crying! LOL

 

[mrpacs]

Funny stuff.

 

[Biaviian]

I love scaring everyone right before the buildup to the scary part of a movie.

I am also the asshole that does that. I just can't help myself, it is too funny.

 

[k9feces]

Once I farted in my girlfriends face.

 

[Oren]

I did a skeleton (real-looking, painted/aged resin) in the bathroom that went over REALLY well!

I can't help it!! LOL!

 

[Ifandorbut]

Cousin Sal from the Kimmel show does the cymbal crash thing as well to the writing staff. He also wanders around the offices smashing cake in everyone's face and spraying the employees with high powered water guns.

 

[dZilla]

LOL! I scared a female friend like that once, and she started to CRY!! Then proceeded to try to beat me up while crying! LOL

Was it because you had duct tape in your hands? ha ha lol....

 

[Bark]

. . . Once my (tortured) wife was sleeping with her mouth open :zz: and I put Chinese mustard on her tongue . . .

There are worse things you could have put on her tongue. Sal and Richard would have had a field day in that situation. :twitch:

 

[Oren]

I like hot sauces too. Once I bought one named "Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce", it was SO hot that it I couldn't use it for anything.

When a friend was over, I put some on a teaspoon (without him seeing what I was doing). I gave him the spoon and asked "Do you think this needs salt?" :twisted:

LOL!

It almost got me killed!