Predict the Holiday Cliffhanger

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Triscuit, Dec 9, 2008.

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Predict the Holiday Cliffhanger

Poll closed Dec 19, 2008.
  1. Artie assaults Robin

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%
  2. Artie assaults Gary

    2 vote(s)
    4.8%
  3. Artie assaults Lisa G

    1 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. Artie no-shows, doesn't call in

    11 vote(s)
    26.2%
  5. Artie enters rehab (for real)

    5 vote(s)
    11.9%
  6. Secret Santa disaster

    6 vote(s)
    14.3%
  7. Robin walks off the show

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Fred snaps, shoots up studio

    4 vote(s)
    9.5%
  9. Something with the North Shore Animal League

    7 vote(s)
    16.7%
  10. Other (please specify)

    5 vote(s)
    11.9%
  1. Triscuit

    Triscuit New Member

    How will the Stern Show leave us hanging before their holiday vacation?
     
  2. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Coming back from vacation early to talk about Artie's death.
     
  3. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now


    I can see the second part of your prediction coming true, but not the first part.


    Howard isn't cutting his vacation short for artie or anyone else. :no:
     
  4. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now

    A) Howard hints that there is trouble in paradise, and his chess game is suffering and he isn't sure what to give up, Beth or chess. :crazy:


    B) artie :wah: takes another one for the team and loses a limb when a bit goes bad, unable to make it in on the last day before vacation. Strangely enough he comes back after vacation with all his limbs. :rofl2:
     
  5. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    Other: we hear the REAL story about Hi-Pitch Mike and Tom Taylor at the Cookie Party...

    :yesshake::churn::no::whistle::idunno:
     
  6. VinnyM27

    VinnyM27 Active Member

    Beat me to it!

    I voted for NASL because that is a given but I don't doubt Artie causing some drama, most likely calling in heroin...I mean, sick.
     
  7. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    He may have to extend the vacation a week to make up for having to go to Artie's funeral.
     
  8. robhurlburt

    robhurlburt Well-Known Member

    :lol:
     
  9. Die_LaMattres

    Die_LaMattres Active Member

    Howard will have to leave early on the 18th due to a family crisis. While jogging in Central Park, Beth encounters a circular shaped section of discarded red carpet. She immediately begins walking around on it over and over, looking for photographers. When she stops to hit the bent knee pose, dizziness overcomes her, and she falls hoof over tail, and is transported to the nearest pound for evaluation.

    Will she be all right? Will Howard claim he invented carpet, circles, and the color red? With Beth hurt, if a staff member's parent dies, will Howard attend the service? Will Sirius be around for the new year? Most importantly, will anyone remember or care to tune back in?
     
  10. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    You will.

    Guaranteed.
     
  11. Die_LaMattres

    Die_LaMattres Active Member

    Nothing in life is guaranteed. ;)
     
  12. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    :2funny:

    You cannot not listen. You're hooked and too weak to resist.
     
  13. Forevernever

    Forevernever Active Member

    Ok, that was really funny.
     
  14. Die_LaMattres

    Die_LaMattres Active Member

    Don't assume everyone is like you. Over 75% of the FM "addicted" listenership has somehow managed to move on without Stern. More are leaving every day. I listen to the show only at work, when I can. I don't have a stilletto, or any other piece of shit Sirius device that records the show I have zero desire to waste my personal time on it, something that would not be true in the beginning of 06 or before.

    It really doesn't matter anyway. Sirius won't be around come the end of next year. It's a shame - the rest of the stations (music, comedy) are quite good. Don't worry, though. There's always Jay Leno.
     
  15. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    Whoa, whoa, wait a minute . . . did you just employ an implicit * I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you * comeback? :rofl2: What are you, nine years old? :smug: That s*** is WEAK!
     
  16. Smok44

    Smok44 Member

    Really?

    Over 75% of FM addicted have managed to move on without Stern huh? Move on to what? Seems to me that FM is dying a quicker death than sirius itself. They certainly didn't move on to other radio. Maybe most are like you and too poor or cheap to buy the PROPER equipment to listen like the rest of us. Quick question, when are you going to do as your screen name suggests and DIE LaMattres?
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2008
  17. Snoozer

    Snoozer Well-Known Member

    You won`t waste your personal time on Stern yet you`ll waste time posting how much you hate the show every chance you get on here :confused::confused:
     
  18. dZilla

    dZilla Member

    Of course.... if you aren't listening to the show you have to bitch about something... I mean what are you going to complain about 15 cent Sirius stock.... OLD NEWS........
     
  19. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan



    Political agenda - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
  20. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    Is it possible that you've gotten even more bitter?

    Here, maybe this will cheer you up; my predicted show cliffhanger:

    Artie will once again be exposed as a liar. This time it will be about his hatred of dogs. Howard 100 news will report Artie was seen in his Jersey Shore house neighborhood walking as many as 8 dogs at a time.

    Later it will be revealed that Artie was really touched on his trip to Afghanistan by the site of homeless dogs displaced by war. Artie, inspired by Beth's NSAL efforts decided to do his part and give these dogs a home in America.

    After the vacation we will find out that Artie really does hate dogs and his Afghan adoptees had bags of heroin shove up their canine poopers.
     

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