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Die_LaMattres

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On today's show, Howard claimed that he was originally scheduled to have next week off, but was coming in to hopefully drum up late fourth quarter sales for Sirius. At this point, isn't that like trying to sell a bottle of water to a drowning man? LOL

I'm looking forward to a good week of shows. I know if I told my workers that their vacation would be spent at work, they would be thrilled, and give more than the usual 100%.

I'm willing to bet that the usual pattern of guests (whore, rapper, stripper, rapper, stripper, Greg Fitzsimmons, whore) will give way to decent guests and freshly produced bits to lure new Sirius subscribers in. Roughly, to eliminate the 4 Billion dollar debt, Sirius would need about 25 million new subs. Good luck!
 
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Die_LaMattres said:
On today's show, Howard claimed that he was originally scheduled to have next week off, but was coming in to hopefully drum up late fourth quarter sales for Sirius. At this point, isn't that like trying to sell a bottle of water to a drowning man? LOL

I'm looking forward to a good week of shows. I know if I told my workers that their vacation would be spent at work, they would be thrilled, and give more than the usual 100%.

I'm willing to bet that the usual pattern of guests (whore, rapper, stripper, rapper, stripper, Greg Fitzsimmons, whore) will give way to decent guests and freshly produced bits to lure new Sirius subscribers in. Roughly, to eliminate the 4 Billion dollar debt, Sirius would need about 25 million new subs. Good luck!
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whore, rapper, William Shatner, stripper, Dee Snider, rapper, stripper, Greg Fitzsimmons, whore, Joan Rivers and Katie Joel with a pinch of North Shore Animal League.
 
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Please, please, please - no more porn-whores.

How does being on air next week drum-up new subs? Potential customers can't hear the show, so he'd only be playing to current subs. Maybe he's trying to win over those whose free subs are about to expire? Or trying to hold those who are starting to cancel?
 
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hank-the-dwarf said:
That stuff is great but the gossip game is just not for me when i listen the testosterone leaves my body for a few minutes.
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The only reason Howard does it is so that Mike Walker won't report on him. I think that strategy is moderately successful, but not completely.
 
TheScionicMan

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Don't let facts get in the way of a good negative thread.

Some people will bitch whether the show is on or not... It doesn matta...
 
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Die_LaMattres said:
On today's show, Howard claimed that he was originally scheduled to have next week off, but was coming in to hopefully drum up late fourth quarter sales for Sirius. At this point, isn't that like trying to sell a bottle of water to a drowning man? LOL

I'm looking forward to a good week of shows. I know if I told my workers that their vacation would be spent at work, they would be thrilled, and give more than the usual 100%.

I'm willing to bet that the usual pattern of guests (whore, rapper, stripper, rapper, stripper, Greg Fitzsimmons, whore) will give way to decent guests and freshly produced bits to lure new Sirius subscribers in. Roughly, to eliminate the 4 Billion dollar debt, Sirius would need about 25 million new subs. Good luck!
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Did he really say that? That's something to listen for.
 
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TheScionicMan said:
Don't let facts get in the way of a good negative thread.

Some people will bitch whether the show is on or not... It doesn matta...
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Somehow a story about skipping a vacation in order to come in and do a live show turns into a bitch thread about lack of effort and bad guests.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it just a few weeks back that certain posters were asking him to give something back in order to help Sirius?

And isn't one of the main gripes people have is he takes too many vacations?

Truly fucking ponderous. :confused:
 
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IronJabroni said:
this is correct, and she sounded a little annoyed about it if you can imagine that!
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She indeed did seem rather unhappy about it. She probably had to reschedule a week's worth of cramming things up her ass.

Jgatie said:
Truly fucking ponderous. :confused:
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For some, its too little too late and probably comes across as insincere (doing it only because the company's foundering). If it becomes a regular thing, they might change their tune.
 
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