My life is confusing and messed up

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  1. Brian

    Brian Banned

    So I was over at a friends (ex girlfriend of another good friend of mine) house drinking, the party started to die down and her boyfriend went downstairs to go to sleep. Well it was me and her left awake.

    So we got to talking and such, we started to wrestle in the kitchen and we both slipped and fell into the dogs water dish, I was soaked and so was she. So I was like I really need to dry my pants, she said she would dry them for me, so I took off my pants not thinking anything of it and gave them to her. She walked down stairs threw them into the dryer and came back up wearing nothing but a bra and underwear. Being all nonchalant I propped myself up on the kitchen counter and cracked open a beer.

    She then walked towards me with that sexy look in her eye and grabbed the beer from my hand and finished it off in a few seconds slammed it down next to me and started kissing me on the neck. One thing led to another and I had her on top of the counter and we were going at it. Next thing I know I hear a crash and see her boyfriend charging at me and my momma got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
     
  2. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    You need to find a place to go where everybody knows your name...
     
  3. Wolf

    Wolf Manspreading on DRC

    dude good story, you nailed your mamma :p j/k
     
  4. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

  5. goreds2

    goreds2 Well-Known Member

    &&& Here's a story of a man named Brain....... &&&
     
  6. Evil_Ernie

    Evil_Ernie Smell my finger

    Seriously dude...stop it.
     
  7. HarleyJoel

    HarleyJoel Member

    ..........I don't get it:confused:
     
  8. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    Brain? Oooh, the irony...
     
  9. Brian

    Brian Banned

    Why did you people rate this thread poor? :(


    A little follow up to this story:
    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
     
  10. Evil_Ernie

    Evil_Ernie Smell my finger

    [​IMG]

    I've tried to get you to chill out with the meaningless posts, but you're a lost cause. :(

    It almost seems like you want to get banned for it. :idunno:
     
  11. DAB

    DAB Mod Emeritus

    Okay enough.. Brian do not start anymore of these threads. This thread is closed!

    This Prince of Bel Air thing is old now and you are quickly wearing on the nerves of others.

    Give it a rest!
     
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