Mike Walker & The National Enquirer

[jamesp717]

Apparently the National Enquirer ran a front page story in January of 09 that a certain Michael Jackson would be dead in six months.


Damn, how did they know that ?

 

[jamesp717]

Hey Now

My Bad :shock: !

THE ENQUIRER FIRST REPORTED JACKSON HAD MONTHS TO LIVE - Celebrity News | Gossip - National Enquirer


Forgot to include the link.

 

[Spokker]

Yeah but he got the Letterman story wrong so fuck 'em.

 

[jamesp717]

Hey Now

Come on this is major, the tabloids live for this kind of stuff. Every January there are hundreds of predictions of earth quakes, floods, famine and celebrity deaths when they finally nail one you got to give them their props.

 

[Ifandorbut]

They've predicted the end of the world more times than they have back issues. They lived off of the crazy brain farts of Jeane Dixon for years, eventually they're going to get something right.

 

[tsave31]

Every blind squirrel finds a nut eventually.

 

[Vargas]

The Enquirer, while trash, is actually a way more legit tabloid. They're pretty carefull on what they report and usually avoid the made up stuff like the Weekly World News.

 

[hyson]

MJ weighed 112lbs when he died. Wow.

 

[Snoozer]

But who picked it as the real story hidden in with three false ones?

I bet it was Fred.

 

[HecticArt]

This is just begging for some "So I Married an Axe Murderer" quotes.

That's a fact!
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[Ifandorbut]

MJ weighed 112lbs when he died. Wow.

That's amazing because pills hardly weigh anything.

 

[jamesp717]

MJ weighed 112lbs when he died. Wow.

He must have been wearing his sequined glove lead lined to make 112 lbs. :rofl2:

 

[hyson]

McDonalds is starting a new hamburger dedicated to the memory of Michael Jackson...

It's the McJackson, 50 year old meat between a 12 year old bun.


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