... because the level of awesome that the new decorations in my apartment are achieving, are not possible by living human beings.
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I'm afraid I'm about to die....
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I think I've gone full gay. I'm decorating with fake flowers and rock/candle combos from Michaels. :buttrock:
I wasn't going to say it, but that first post sounds very HGTV, which is gayer than gay porn.
I swear to God my uncle thinks I'm gay. He's gay, so I've been asking him for decorating advice (and to send me carpets/paintings from Mexico). I'm 36, never married, single... I keep getting the feeling that he's trying to be supportive in case I want to come out of the closet to the family.
Wow CPT. Thanks for PMing me the pictures. I think. . . .
The Princess carriage bed is . . . well. . . special to say the least.
Maybe just one more throw pillow in the living room. . .
Your man statue in the vestibule is rather bold but classic. I think Adonis might have sent a slightly gayer message though.
And you could use another fern or two in the bathroom.
Nicely done? ? ? ? ?
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You broke his tally-whacker off when you were. . . . moving. . . it. . . . :rofl2:
not that I was looking or anything. . . .
It was needed elsewhere.
Such a gracious host, always thinking of your guests first.
Dood! Sorry! I never should have assumed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!
Same thing happened when my neighbors moved in across the street. The old neighbors said one was a doctor, and the other was in school. When I met them I said to him, "Hey are over at the Hospital or private practice?" She responded with, "I'm at the hospital, he's in law school. " They never really spoke to us again. . . . .
Oh well, no loss, she was a little thick anyway.
But I hope you got a little weenie on your birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!
Same thing happened when my neighbors moved in across the street. The old neighbors said one was a doctor, and the other was in school. When I met them I said to him, "Hey are over at the Hospital or private practice?" She responded with, "I'm at the hospital, he's in law school. " They never really spoke to us again. . . . .
Oh well, no loss, she was a little thick anyway.
But I hope you got a little weenie on your birthday!
Dude...I have to say, home decoration is important for single males. Having a girl come into an apartment that reflects your personality but is also clean/organized and is comfortable for a female I.e candles,scented things,throw pillows,oil diffuser,linen mist
(lived with my girlfriend for a year)
this all = guaranteed lay
(lived with my girlfriend for a year)
this all = guaranteed lay
Here was an argument I put forth to a friend of mine...
Everytime I move into a new place, I initially spend 80% of the money on the living room/kitchen/office area and 10% on the bedroom. He asked, "don't you wanna get laid?". My response was that it's the living room that gets you laid. Once she's heading into the bedroom, she's already been impressed. It could be a blanket on the floor at that point, the situation is already in motion.