I hit my girlfriend last night...

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Davis

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bylons. I did that once too. The good part was that I got away. The bad part is that my Mom spanked me even harder for running away from her when she was trying to discipline me.

Moral of the story: When your mother has a wooden spoon in her hand and she is going to hit you, take it like a man.
 

Brian

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starmate

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Wow, amazing how many responses this has recieved. Bravo. This place is hoppin.
I have mixed feelings about the comments.
On one hand I applaud to the people that realized it was a joke. On the flip side , I am disapointed to the comments that people are quick to judge. I dont feel like Im an "asshole".
As a new member here, I was hoping this was a place equivelent to an "out there" section where anything goes, as long as forum rules are not broken. I have read the rules and they seem very fair. I dont believe this story ,that I picked up from another forum, was going to get this much reaction. I don't feel like I should apologize.

Like Chris Rock has said, " I don't condone hitting a woman, I understand it but I don't condone it /CR.
 

Evil_Ernie

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I dont feel like Im an "asshole".
Apparently you haven't seen one of the greatest movies ever made or you would have gotten my "quote". :p

The first part of your OP was in bad taste though and was a recipe for a major flogging. I hope you've learned your lesson and remember not to make tasteless posts like that in the future.
 

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Wow, amazing how many responses this has recieved. Bravo. This place is hoppin.
I have mixed feelings about the comments.
On one hand I applaud to the people that realized it was a joke.

No, jokes are funny. It's fine to be tasteless, crude, insensitive or whatever as long as it makes someone laugh. There was no humor in your post, just a reference to some old TV show. That's not funny.
 
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DoublEE

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Wow, amazing how many responses this has recieved. Bravo. This place is hoppin.
I have mixed feelings about the comments.
On one hand I applaud to the people that realized it was a joke. On the flip side , I am disapointed to the comments that people are quick to judge. I dont feel like Im an "asshole".
As a new member here, I was hoping this was a place equivelent to an "out there" section where anything goes, as long as forum rules are not broken. I have read the rules and they seem very fair. I dont believe this story ,that I picked up from another forum, was going to get this much reaction. I don't feel like I should apologize.

Like Chris Rock has said, " I don't condone hitting a woman, I understand it but I don't condone it /CR.

So to sum it up...it's in bad taste...it's unfunny...it's plagiarized.

Bravo, douchebag, bravo. :shifty:
 
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mrpacs

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Starmate, is this the ONLY way you can get responses to your brilliant posts? Now go away and Piss off. I subtracted -1 from his "reputation".
 
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bigdaddyII

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When I hear of a man hitting a woman, I dont find it a laughing matter. Whether it was meant as a joke or not. I takes a real pussy to beat on a woman and a fucktard to joke about beating on a woman.
 

Evil_Ernie

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Sorry, I missed the movie reference. What movie is it. Beer League?

Besides, I didn't know the word asshole was french.
:right:

Maybe this picture will jog your memory...

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...or maybe someone else will chime in and tell you. Anyone? Anyone? :)
 
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mercury

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I say Bravo to Starmate!!!!!
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Now Ban the SOB ;);)
 

dZilla

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Wow, it was a joke.... Apparently ppl only laugh and condone "Knock,Knock" jokes, or "why did the "chicken cross the street" jokes.

I thought it was funny, I mean the truth is if she listened the first time.....
 
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