I banged Mini-Me!

[tonyho7476]

Not me, this broad. Not bad for what he looks like.

 

[Davis]

It looks like an ugly version of Sara Silverman.

 

[robhurlburt]

It looks like an ugly version of Sara Silverman.

:bigthumbup:

 

[Chance00]

I'd rather bang...

 

[Bark]

It looks like an ugly version of Sara Silverman.

As opposed to the hot version of Sarah Silverman? :lol:

 

[limegrass69]

I'd put her in the 'average in just about every way' category.

 

[IronJabroni]

much skinnier than average though

 

[limegrass69]

much skinnier than average though

She said that she doesn't have a lot of money...maybe she hasn't had a decent meal in a while!

 

[robhurlburt]

She said that she doesn't have a lot of money...maybe she hasn't had a decent meal in a while!

thats the exact reason she went to the playboy mansion :jj:

 

[tonyho7476]

She appears to be a real Star Fucker...

 

[IronJabroni]

She appears to be a real Star Fucker...

yubba hubba it's FRIGHT NIGHT

 

[tonyho7476]

She does look like Frank Serpico!

 

[limegrass69]

I can't stand that wonky eye on Paris Hilton. What a skank. Can you imagine the disease and fungus going on in "there"? She's been hollowed out by just about every "D" lister in Hollywood.

 

[JoeTan]

NOTHING beats THIS cameltoe!!!

 

[tonyho7476]

NOTHING beats THIS cameltoe!!!

The combination of her gaping wide pussy and fucked up stomach surgery, makes me uninterested.

 

[limegrass69]

If you think the front is bad, you should see it from the back....ewwwwww.

 

[Snoozer]

If you think the front is bad, you should see it from the back....ewwwwww.

Thanks, I didn't feel like eating dinner anyway.

 

[limegrass69]

Thanks, I didn't feel like eating dinner anyway.

The sad thing is that like 10 years ago, she was a decent piece of ass. Now she looks like friggin' Frankenstein with all of that cosmetic surgery and cellulite (but she appears to have a decent rack).

I hate to break the news to you...but they all can't be natural beauties like all of us.
:hhh:

 

[IronJabroni]

If you think the front is bad, you should see it from the back....ewwwwww.

holy mackel...how can this happen???

 

[Davis]

Thanks, I didn't feel like eating dinner anyway.

I just sat down to three scrambled eggs. I think they are going to the trash now.