How to Keep Artie Awake

[Elwood]

Just have another comic sit in on the news, Artie really tries to out-funny his peers when they sit in for the news or TWUS.

 

[Fergz99]

 

[AJ_II]

 

[AJ_II]

But coke and crystal meth aside, Elwood is correct. Whenever another comedian sticks around for the news, Artie seems to become really insecure and doesn't want to be outshined. You can tell he's keeping score in his head between himself and the other comic on who gets the most laughs.

 

[TheScionicMan]

I think it's just because there's another comedian in that area. There's no room to sleep.

 

[limegrass69]

Take away his dope and stick him in rehab. That will keep him awake.