Hank, what was your question to Artie gonna be?

Status
Not open for further replies.
hank-the-dwarf

hank-the-dwarf

Well-Known Member
Oct 12, 2008
1,292
30
48
Baltimore Md
Die_LaMattres said:
I think the calls are funny, although after the subject matter of today's call, Hank may have to change his name in order to get through. Ole pipecleaner legs doesn't go for equestrian humor these days. :)

In addition to the threads you posted regarding Hank's calls, there are just as many, if not more about him at SFN.

There are more "Hank" threads on both forums than Jerry O' Connell or HTV whores of the day.....by far.

What does that tell you about the state of the show when a caller gets more attention than the guests? Hank said it the other day.....radio coal.
Click to expand...
This !:yesshake:
 
VinnyM27

VinnyM27

Active Member
Oct 14, 2008
1,204
21
38
Die_LaMattres said:
I think the calls are funny, although after the subject matter of today's call, Hank may have to change his name in order to get through. Ole pipecleaner legs doesn't go for equestrian humor these days. :)

In addition to the threads you posted regarding Hank's calls, there are just as many, if not more about him at SFN.

There are more "Hank" threads on both forums than Jerry O' Connell or HTV whores of the day.....by far.

What does that tell you about the state of the show when a caller gets more attention than the guests? Hank said it the other day.....radio coal.
Click to expand...

It's funny. My Sitletto is having issues and I want to sent it away to get it fixed but I don't want to miss the show for a week or so (it won't be overnight) but at this rate, I don't think I'll be missing much and in fact I would be better to send it now so I can hear a good special instead.
 
VinnyM27

VinnyM27

Active Member
Oct 14, 2008
1,204
21
38
hank-the-dwarf said:
lol- i like how he called me a super nerd and i'm far from a nerd. i bet i could whip everybody in that studio.
Click to expand...

It was a case of Howard not having a good comeback. The man is not good with a ranting retort anymore (maybe never really was).
 
J

J3ff

Member
Oct 13, 2008
329
8
18
I love hanks calls. Stfu Jgatie and the rest.

It is straight up hilarious to hear someone insult the king of all medias wife with a TRUTH HURTS statement and hear the reaction!!

Guess what, not a fan? Fast forward 10 seconds.

So far this week I've fastforwarded a few hours of stupid porn sluts......fuck them, damn!!

Hank, tomorrows call...........come up with something about how EVERYONE in that studio calls the must NORMAL UGLY whores - pretty.......put a beth joke in there too.

"Howard, no wonder you like horses, with all the ugly cows that come in and ride the symbian.."
 
TheScionicMan

TheScionicMan

Last non-Hating Stern Fan
Oct 11, 2008
2,171
93
48
Die_LaMattres said:
There are more "Hank" threads on both forums than Jerry O' Connell or HTV whores of the day.....by far.

What does that tell you about the state of the show when a caller gets more attention than the guests?
Click to expand...

It tells me there's a lot of people who think complaining and nitpicking is cool...
 
hank-the-dwarf

hank-the-dwarf

Well-Known Member
Oct 12, 2008
1,292
30
48
Baltimore Md
TheScionicMan said:
News Flash: You're not Howard!
Click to expand...
Yea, Younger Stronger, not a germaphobe or pussy whipped. I also never started a revolution and took fridays off on said revolution. Oh yea i never said that i was Howard. Although having that money sure would be nice. Then when i get to be grandpa age i could buy an ames catolog model and mention her at work for an hour everyday.:hw:
 
J

Jgatie

Banned
Oct 14, 2008
1,402
49
48
VinnyM27 said:
I'm sorry but the Philes guy is original? It's same thing as Hank...one note! It's funny because it pisses off Howard and maybe make him realize that not all of his fans love Beth like Fred does. She's his wife but she is deadly on the show. And if she is going to be part of the show, she deserves all the hay she can get!
Click to expand...

Whatever. I just find it funny that people who expect such excellence from the guy who has been at the top of the heap for 20 years can splooge in their shorts over a rank amateur whose talent consists of staying on hold and mumbling. Reminds me of the tools who claim the "Neigh" joke as the single greatest moment on Sirius. Some of you should just admit you like tearing Howard down 10 times more than you ever liked praising his humor and be done with it.
 
AJ_II

AJ_II

Well-Known Member
Oct 13, 2008
6,197
169
63
41
Houston, TX
Die_LaMattres said:
What does that tell you about the state of the show when a caller gets more attention than the guests? Hank said it the other day.....radio coal.
Click to expand...

I guess it means Hank should get his very own one-hour specialty show on Howard 101. He is a budding radio star, after all. Put him on next Monday. He can explain for 60 minutes the similarities between Howard and Imus.

Honestly, I can appreciate the motive behind Hank's persistent phone calls. Challenging Howard usually makes for good radio. But Hank doesn't know how to engage Howard into more than a 10 second conversation. If he wasn't a member on this board, I really doubt these calls would receive a fraction of the notoriety that they do.
 
  • Like
Reactions: IronJabroni, Bark, Ehilbert1 and 1 other person
TheScionicMan

TheScionicMan

Last non-Hating Stern Fan
Oct 11, 2008
2,171
93
48
So we need to get Eric from Hoboken posting here and then his calls will be LOL too...

You guys probably watch your "favorite" sports team and cheer when they lose.

:woohoo:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom