Cut the bullsh*t Lisa G. no way in hell you're a C-cup

HecticArt

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Now those are C's.

Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
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MAJ Badmotherfarker

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Now those are C's.

Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
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They were fake, but they were implants that were under the natural breasts so you couldn't really tell they were fake.
 

HecticArt

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They were fake, but they were implants that were under the natural breasts so you couldn't really tell they were fake.

Ya don't say? That's some fine work. They don't have those 'corners' like so many of the obviously fake ones do.

They look good for the motorboat for sure.
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Ifandorbut

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Nothing about this screams C-cup.

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If Lisa G is a C cup then John the Stutterer is at least a B cup.
 

Bark

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That would be the equivalent of a guy saying he was 11 inches long cuz he measured from the taint :whistle: Ok, I'd be 10 but still.

No, it would be more like you measure from the taint if you are 5'6", measure from the base of the balls if you are 6', and measure from the base of the shaft if you're 6'3". :D

Seriously, has any woman in your life ever discussed their voodoo system of measurements? It boggles my freakin' mind. I'm convinced their dress sizes are on a logarithmic scale.

I'm glad I'm a guy. You go in, and the good clothes are measured in inches, everything in inches. The cheap clothes are S, M, L, XL, etc., but at least those sizes are uniform across all of the manufacturers. My girlfriend says that a female medium with one company might be a female small at another. WTF?

Like I said, it's weird.
 

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I think the reason people are having so much trouble believing Lisa is that they don't understand that cup size is a relative thing, like Taylor mentioned. It's a ratio between the measurement under the breast around the chest-ribcage and the measurement around the breast itself. It's really not rocket science. ;)
 

hyson

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I think the reason people are having so much trouble believing Lisa is that they don't understand that cup size is a relative thing, like Taylor mentioned. It's a ratio between the measurement under the breast around the chest-ribcage and the measurement around the breast itself. It's really not rocket science. ;)

exactly. A-cup.