Cheesiest Guy in the World

TSS Taylor

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I feel honored to have seen the cheesiest guy in the world. I was walking around Chicago today and saw a Red Ferrari 360 Spyder with gold BBS Rims and Gold Emblems. The Guy driving it has eighties rocker hair and a golds gym shirt. Then I saw the guy later in a different part of town. I thought I had taken a time machine back.

So apparently I'm not the first person to lol at this guy. Here is the google images that result in "Ferrari Guy Chicago"
ferrari guy chicago - Google Image Search

Yep, that's him :jj:
 

TSS Taylor

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This was deleted off of wikipedia about him. I gotta build a case for this guy to get on Stern. He is a charicature.

“Tony Tag” is a mysterious character who probably lives in the area of Oak Park, Illinois where he is most frequently sighted. For years he’s been spotted around Oak Park and throughout all the Chicagoland area (numerous Bally’s health-clubs, grocery stores, bars, jogging, driving down various major thoroughfares in the western suburbs.

Tony has the flamboyant appearance of an aging, retired porn star or perhaps an early 80’s, southern California cheese metal/glam rock band. Easy to recognize, he appears in his mid 40’s to early 50’s, has a leathery, tan complexion and a blond, longish, mussed up hairdo (a la Sammy Haggar). Tony is usually seen driving his lipstick red Ferrari with gold chrome and spoked rims with the vanity plates “TONY TAG”. Though he also has a Cadillac (also lipstick red with gold chrome and spoked rims). Even more strange, it seems the Cadillac has exactly the same "TONY TAG" vanity plates. Given the dubious legality of 2 cars with the same plates, this does need to be verified. His fetish for red includes most of his clothes (red gym attire, silk evening shirts, tight pants), gym bag, and sunglasses. Even his iPod is red.

When Tony arrives at Bally’s for his workout, he ALWAYS manages to get the EXACT same parking space (conveniently located by the door). Despite the crowded conditions and he other trolling cars fishing for a space, it is as if the Gods have timed his arrival such that he can slip into the aforementioned space just as the previous occupant pulls out. Tony effortlessly gets his way, unaware of the seemingly Divine Order that delivers him the goods. He seems possessed by some strange, magical aura of undeserved protection and invincibility. Like some oblivious stooge strutting down the street jamming to his iPod with bricks falling out of the sky, Tony moves and grooves carelessly, neither aware nor concerned of the potential danger that never seems to touch him or the good fortune that always befalls him.
 

HecticArt

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Hey, want a tour of Chicago? Don't want to be seen with a douche bag?
I'll take you around in one of these.

It's not glamerous, but it has satellite radio, and you'll actually be able to see the town, because you won't be hiding your face from everybody on the street that's pointing and laughing.
 

TSS Taylor

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Oct 9, 2008
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Chicago, IL
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Hey, want a tour of Chicago? Don't want to be seen with a douche bag?
I'll take you around in one of these.

It's not glamerous, but it has satellite radio, and you'll actually be able to see the town, because you won't be hiding your face from everybody on the street that's pointing and laughing.
Where do I sign up? I want to hear stories of the notorious Cpt BMF on the tour.
 

HecticArt

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Aaaaah! The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
 

HecticArt

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Where do I sign up? I want to hear stories of the notorious Cpt BMF on the tour.
Unfortunately I don't have any of those stories. One of these days, if I'm lucky, and I can make it past the background check.
But hey, we can always make up some new stories. I'm thinking something that has to do with Den Mothers or nuns.
 

Vargas

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I feel honored to have seen the cheesiest guy in the world. I was walking around Chicago today and saw a Red Ferrari 360 Spyder with gold BBS Rims and Gold Emblems. The Guy driving it has eighties rocker hair and a golds gym shirt. Then I saw the guy later in a different part of town. I thought I had taken a time machine back.

So apparently I'm not the first person to lol at this guy. Here is the google images that result in "Ferrari Guy Chicago"
ferrari guy chicago - Google Image Search

Yep, that's him :jj:
Wow.

This guy IS stern show material.

He is like the Chicago version of Double A. Probably hit the lottery in 1984 and just hasn't changed at all since.

I can see it now, Double A and Tony Tag.
 

TSS Taylor

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Oct 9, 2008
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Wow.

This guy IS stern show material.

He is like the Chicago version of Double A. Probably hit the lottery in 1984 and just hasn't changed at all since.

I can see it now, Double A and Tony Tag.
The fact that he thinks that he is a big star is a selling point. I say they bring him in and have fake David Lee Roth call in and get in an argument saying Tony Tag stole his style.