This episode started off with Billy dressed up as Ethel Merman singing a new version of "That's Entertainment". 'He's hung like a safety pin and his nose, it hangs over his chin... Still he is the best has been...in TV Entertainment.' Billy didn't hold back, he really sold the song with appropriate hand gestures to help him hit all of the high notes. You could also hear Jackie and Howard laughing in the background while Billy was singing. Howard had to tell the viewers that Ethel Merman was a guy. Howard ran through what was happening on the show tonight. He said that Penn from Penn and Teller was coming on tonight. Howard said he didn't need Teller because he has no talent. Howard also mentioned that people have been writing into the show and complaining about Gary's teeth. Gary asked, "Who's been complaining?" He was then answered promptly in the studio. Howard had a new solution. This time the solution came by way of a mask of armor. After talking about the Jerry Lewis Telethon briefly, Howard played a clip of Stuttering John at a ZZ Top press conference. John asked if they ever threw up and got big chunks of puke in their beard. He asked how many people complement them on their cough drops. He also asked if Sinead O' Connor gives them a boner. Sorry, the screen captures on this didn't show up very well. ZZ Top laughed at all of the questions. Howard then went to break. After coming back from the break Howard talked about Kitty Dukakis' latest confessions of being a full time alcoholic after her husbands unsuccessful bid to be President. As it would turn out, Howard had a filmed bit starring Billy West of Kitty. Kitty talked of how she would get her fix of alcohol by drinking hair spray and perfume. She also mentioned that sometimes when no one was looking... She would drink from the gas pump.