Calling All Amateur Shrinks on Howard's Obsession with Shaved Pubic Hair

[Neigh]

What is with Howard's obsession with shaved pubic hairs? Any amateur psychological opinions? He shaves himself clean, doesn't he? And he's got Sal and Richard looking even more repulsive clean shaven. He might be interested in this from Wikipedia:


Trimming or completely removing pubic hair has become a custom in many cultures. In Islamic societies, for example, removing the pubic hair is a religiously endorsed practice.[4] A preference for hairless genitals is known as acomoclitism. The method of removing hair is called depilation (when removing only the hair above the skin) or epilation (when removing the entire hair). The trimming or removal of body hair by men is sometimes referred to as manscaping.

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

I prefer it and girls seem to as well.

 

[Ehilbert1]

I prefer it and girls seem to as well.

I second that. I prefer it like that too.

 

[Jgatie]

He's never said he shaves himself clean. He always said he keeps it "trimmed."

More hearing only what he wants to hear from ol' Neigh-addict.

 

[Neigh]

He's never said he shaves himself clean. He always said he keeps it "trimmed."

More hearing only what he wants to hear from ol' Neigh-addict.

How about "more reading only what he [you] wants to read". A question mark at the end of a sentence is indicative of not knowing the answer. Duh. (I actually think he does.) But why not address the issue... why is he so obsessed? Preferences are one thing but fanaticism is another. Seems to love that prepubescent little-girl look.

 

[JoeTan]

Well it's a sign that the woman gives a crap about what she's got going on down there MEANING she could "hop on pop" at any given moment AND if it's a "well off woman" and not some skank then it's even hotter cause she isn't in it for the money.

I don't think it's a "child fetish" perversion or anything like that.

 

[Jgatie]

How about "more reading only what he [you] wants to read". A question mark at the end of a sentence is indicative of not knowing the answer. Duh. (I actually think he does.)

Uhhh, no he doesn't. He's said it dozens of times that he trims it, but not totally clean. So I'll amend my critique and say you only think what you want to think, how's that?

But why not address the issue... why is he so obsessed? Preferences are one thing but fanaticism is another. Seems to love that prepubescent little-girl look.

I don't "address the issue" because the pubic hair grooming habits of my preferred radio host is not an "issue" to me. I couldn't give a fiddler's fig how/why/when or where he shaves himself. He's entertainment to me.

Once again, here's how I evaluate the show - Did I laugh today? Yes = Good show. No = Bad show. Too many of the latter compared to the former; I cancel. Period.

 

[Bark]

Remember the 70s look? WOW! It's like they didn't have razors or trimmers back then. :smug:

 

[Neigh]

Uhhh, no he doesn't. He's said it dozens of times that he trims it, but not totally clean. So I'll amend my critique and say you only think what you want to think, how's that?

I don't "address the issue" because the pubic hair grooming habits of my preferred radio host is not an "issue" to me. I couldn't give a fiddler's fig how/why/when or where he shaves himself. He's entertainment to me.

Once again, here's how I evaluate the show - Did I laugh today? Yes = Good show. No = Bad show. Too many of the latter compared to the former; I cancel. Period.

So, you are saying that the only proper threads are those that are limited to "Did I laugh today". Isn't it true that most posters on this forum and the other forums are facinated with Howard the off-air person and sometimes monster. As an example, I am thinking of that most amazing event, when Gary gave the nouveau middle-class dinner party in Connecticut... the one where Howard walked out before the meal was over and bellowed to Beth to hurry up when she was making nice with the humiliated Mrs. Booey, the one where Howard shut the door because of a draft and thereby shut out the string ensemble sawing away in the yard ... Would that be in an incorrect thread...?

 

[Jgatie]

By the way, not to encourage any more of these threads from ol' Neigh-addict, but I find it hard to jump on the "he must be a pedophile-in-denial because he like the pre-pubescent look" wagon simply because shaved women in no way remind me of pre-pubescent girls. Why? Because pre-pubescent girls don't have breasts. If he starts wanting shaved women with radical mastectomies, the ol' Neigh can pull his armchair up to Howard's couch and shrink away. Until then, he can stick to moaning about the homophobia and "hetero guilt". :zz:

 

[TSS Taylor]

Here is my thought on why Howard is like this.

He wants a woman the EXACT opposite of his mother. She had a big old bush.

THEREFORE

Howard wants no hair

 

[Jgatie]

So, you are saying that the only proper threads are those that are limited to "Did I laugh today". Isn't it true that most posters on this forum and the other forums are facinated with Howard the off-air person and sometimes monster. As an example, I am thinking of that most amazing event, when Gary gave the nouveau middle-class dinner party in Connecticut... the one where Howard walked out before the meal was over and bellowed to Beth to hurry up when she was making nice with the humiliated Mrs. Booey, the one where Howard shut the door because of a draft and thereby shut out the string ensemble sawing away in the yard ... Would that be in an incorrect thread...?

I didn't correct your thread, I corrected your statement/question in which you assumed he shaved clean. Then I gave you my opinion on your analysis. If you feel my opinion is infringing on your ability to express your ideas and thoughts, well . . . . :bigcry: Post all you want about any crazy idea that flows into your decidedly over-analytical mind, Skippy. I love seeing what the "geezer" who has an obession with tearing down that which he claims to love can come up with.

And no, speaking for myself, I'm not fascinated with "Howard the off-air person and sometimes monster." I don't know him, I don't claim to know him and frankly, I'd probably be disappointed if I did know him. I listen because he makes me laugh; but Howard Stern The Person is not part of my life . . . The Howard Stern Show is.

 

[IronJabroni]

Here is my thought on why Howard is like this.

He wants a woman the EXACT opposite of his mother. She had a big old bush.

THEREFORE

Howard wants no hair

this is correct!

 

[jef]

this is correct!

Plus, it's hot. 'nuff said.

 

[Neigh]

Here is my thought on why Howard is like this.

He wants a woman the EXACT opposite of his mother. She had a big old bush.

THEREFORE

Howard wants no hair

Aha! Sounds plausible to me.

Thanks for actually discussing the issue.

 

[kingchuck69]

One good reason for trimmed puss: it's more sanitary (no crabs, I hope).

If a woman shaves her asshole, that's good, too. It's like the story I heard about Jenny McCarthy some time ago on the Stern show where she talks about receiving oral and the guy licking her almost puked because he found a dingleberry on her taint.

I go to the strip club on occasion, and most of the girls are totally shaved. If not, they have a landing strip.

 

[blyons200]

I second that. I prefer it like that too.

I 3rd that, and I remove all mine as well.

 

[ldivinag]

most of the girls are totally shaved. If not, they have a landing strip.

+69...

 

[Neigh]

Uhhh, no he doesn't. He's said it dozens of times that he trims it, but not totally clean. .

Howard Stern on 11/4/08: "My balls stuck to my legs last time I shaved down"

 

[Neigh]

I didn't correct your thread, I corrected your statement/question in which you assumed he shaved clean. Then I gave you my opinion on your analysis. If you feel my opinion is infringing on your ability to express your ideas and thoughts, well . . . . :bigcry: Post all you want about any crazy idea that flows into your decidedly over-analytical mind, Skippy. I love seeing what the "geezer" who has an obession with tearing down that which he claims to love can come up with.

And no, speaking for myself, I'm not fascinated with "Howard the off-air person and sometimes monster." I don't know him, I don't claim to know him and frankly, I'd probably be disappointed if I did know him. I listen because he makes me laugh; but Howard Stern The Person is not part of my life . . . The Howard Stern Show is.

"Correct thread" as in appropriate for the forum.. not as in correcting an error in the thread. OK... you knew that but are just jerking me around, right?

Why "Skippy"? It's not particularly demeaning and it's certainly not funny. I don't get it.