Broken Chart

[sadchild]

The Beatles only had 64 songs on the Hot 100 back in the 60s. So Drake must like totally be 7x better than the Beatles!!!111

 

[Channel98]

"They had She Loves You and Ticket To Ride
And many other hits too
But their musical accomplishments are very small
This is what I'm telling you
I don't care too much for Beatles
The Beatles just can't beat Drake

They can't beat Dra-ake
The charts will tell you so
They can't beat Dra-ake
No, no, no – no!

Nonstop, Emotionless, Summer Sixteen
Best I Ever Had
Compared to Drake's huge repertoire
The Beatles' is pretty sad
I don't care too much for Beatles
The Beatles just can't beat Drake"

 

[MonoStereo]

You think 229 is a ridiculous number? How about this: including duets, Drake has had 402 Hot 100 hits, 90 top-40 hits and 14 number ones. But wait – there's more! Twenty-one of Drake's chart hits have included Future. Two went to number one: Way 2 Sexy in September 2021 and Wait For U in May 2022.

And I honestly couldn't name 1 of the 402.

Now...is that because I'm a 60 year old white dude? Yeah, mainly. But c'mon...if that 402 actually meant anything, dontcha think I could at least name one? I mean, I'm not a fucking hermit.

 

[Channel98]

Singers with memorable songs:

Tony Bennett: I Left My Heart In San Francisco, I Wanna Be Around, Stranger In Paradise, The Good Life, If I Ruled The World
Nat "King" Cole: Unforgettable, Ramblin' Rose, Mona Lisa, Nature Boy, For Sentimental Raesons, Walkin' My Baby Back Home
Perry Como: Magic Moments, Catch A Falling Star, Dream Along With Me, It's Impossible, And I Love You So, Some Enchanted Evening
Frank Sinatra: Strangers In The Night, That's Life, Learnin' The Blues, Love & Marriage, My Way, Young At Heart, Fly Me To The Moon

Singer/rapper with non-memorable songs:

Drake: Blem, 305 To My City, Plastic Bag, I'm The Plug, Broke Boys, Sticky, Mob Ties, Hoe Phase, Screw The World, Goose & The Juice

Any questions?

 

[sadchild]

I have one Drake mp3 in my collection of over 30,000 songs. And it's a 4-star song.

Canadian rapper and singer Drake has released 189 singles (including 106 as a featured artist)

It makes no sense that an artist who has released 189 singles has 402 charted songs on the Hot 100. BROKEN CHART!!

 

[Channel98]

One of the factors that goes into the Hot 100 is streaming. This week, July 25 2026, all 17 songs from Future's new album are on the Hot 100. Radio, which debuted at #68 on the July 11 chart and then dropped off, re-enters at #46. The other 16 songs debut at, respectively, 23, 28, 29, 33, 37, 38, 48, 52, 54, 58, 64, 76, 83, 93, 97 and 98. Drake songs are at 11, 25, 55, 61, 82 and 88.

 

[MonoStereo]

If a really popular act wanted to get stupid, they could release a 100-track album for a dollar. Between sales & streaming, wouldn't they get the entire chart?

 

[Channel98]

Are you suggesting Drake, Future, Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber form a quartet?

 

[MonoStereo]

Are you suggesting Drake, Future, Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber form a quartet?

Fuck yeah - let's get nuts. I don't have to hear it, so what do I care? Among those 4, I bet I could name fewer than 7 songs.

 

[Channel98]

Billboard publishes a Global 200 songs chart. Dai Dai (FIFA World Cup Official Song 2026) by Shakira and Burna Boy debuted at #116 on the June 6 chart, went to number one on last week's chart and remains at number one this week. Also on this week's chart:

4. Wonderwall – Oasis
5. Billie Jean – Michael Jackson
15. Beat It – Michael Jackson
22. Iris – Goo Goo Dolls
27. Mr Brightside – Killers
42. Dreams – Fleetwood Mac
46. Every Breath You Take – Police
49. Chicago – Michael Jackson
51. Total Eclipse Of The Heart – Bonnie Tyler
60 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough – Michael Jackson
63. Don't Stop Believin' – Journey
66. Human Nature – Michael Jackson
84. Viva La Vida – Coldplay
85. Yellow – Coldplay
86. Shape Of You – Ed Sheeran
88. In The End – Linkin Park
98. Blinding Lights – The Weeknd
101. Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
105. Smooth Criminal – Michael Jackson
112. Sweet Child O' Mine – Guns N' Roses
114. Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars
119. Thunderstruck – AC/DC
127. Bad – Michael Jackson
129. Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears
130. Your Love – Outfield
131. Have You Ever Seen The Rain – Creedence Clearwater Revival
141. Africa – Toto
148. Take On Me – a-ha
150. Hotel California – Eagles
163. Perfect – Ed Sheeran
171. Thriller – Michael Jackson/Vincent Price
177. Dirty Diana – Michael Jackson
182. Purple Rain – Prince
193. I Gotta Feeling – Black Eyed Peas

 

[sadchild]

One of the factors that goes into the Hot 100 is streaming.

Like I've been saying for years, a radio station playing a song is an investment. Buying a record, tape, CD or even MP3 is an investment. Counting streaming is bullshit.

 

[Channel98]

Today, class, we're going to learn about "consumption units." This December 16 2025 Billboard article explains how streaming is now morer importanter than ever:

Billboard charts to add more weight to on-demand srtreaming in 2026
The change is being implemented to reflect an increase in streaming revenue, along with changing music consumption behaviors.

Starting in January, the Billboard charts will add more weight to on-demand streaming to better reflect an increase in streaming revenue and changing consumer behaviors. As part of the change, paid/subscription on-demand streams will continue to be weighted more favorably compared to ad-supported on-demand streams, with the ratio between the two tiers narrowing from 1:3 to 1:2.5 based on analysis of streaming revenue.

Currently, each album consumption unit equals one album sale, 10 individual tracks sold from an album, or 3,750 ad-supported or 1,250 paid/subscription on-demand official audio and video streams generated by songs from an album. Effective for the Billboard 200 and corresponding genre album consumption charts dated January 17 (encompassing data from January 2-8), each album consumption unit will now equal 2,500 ad-supported or 1,000 paid/subscription on-demand official audio and video streams generated by songs from an album (sales and download metrics will remain the same).

The change means that it will take 33.3% fewer ad-supported on-demand streams of songs from an album and 20% fewer paid/subscription on-demand streams of songs from an album, to equal an album unit. The ratio between paid/subscription and ad-supported on-demand streaming tiers will additionally be adjusted to 1:2.5 for the Billboard Hot 100, along with corresponding streaming and song consumption charts.

 

[Channel98]

Gracie Abrams' Daughter From Hell will debut at number one on the August 1 2026 Billboard 200. It is her third album and first number one.

 

[sadchild]

Billboard charts to add more weight to on-demand srtreaming in 2026

Great, now "All I Want For Xmas Is You" can be #1 every year beginning the week after Labor Day and hold the spot through the second week of January.

 

[Channel98]

Today, class, let's discuss songs that are created with AI. Should such songs be eligible for the Billboard Hot 100? First, I want to share an excerpt of an article written by Billboard business news editor Ariel King and posted today on Billboard's website:

"Music companies including Universal Music Group, Warner Music Group, Sony Music, HYBE, Believe, Concord, Mom+Pop Music, Partisan Records, Dirty Hit and Glassnote Records have proposed a set of principles for how AI-generated songs should be considered for chart eligibility. The proposal sets out four eligibility guidelines for songs that use AI to be included on music charts: that the AI platform used to create a song is authorized; that the song complies with copyright laws, related rights and personality rights; that the use of AI within the song is properly communicated and labeled; and that the track is primarily created by a human and does not raise chart manipulation or streaming concerns."

All right, which of you would like to go first? And I am speaking to only you real students, not the AI-generated students.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

When the robots take over, who can say that the charts weren't their first conquest?

 

[Channel98]

And Mr. Roboto by Styx will be number one on Billboard's Global 200 chart.