BREAKING NEWS: Howard and Beth Stern pregnant!

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by kingchuck69, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. kingchuck69

    kingchuck69 Joker! Joker! Joker!


    It's official: Howard Stern is going to be a dad again, while his wife Beth is going to be a mother for the very first time.

    The self-proclaimed King of All Media and his wife announced through their agent Don Buchwald just after Midnight EDT that the 39-year-old model and star of HGTV's Momcaves is indeed seven months pregnant.

    "The Sterns are extremely excited about being parents," said Buchwald. "They are indeed hoping for a boy to especially please his elderly parents."

    Mr. Stern has three adult daughters through his ex-wife Allison. The two were married from 1978 to 2001; she has since been remarried to an heir of the Simon shopping mall family. Beth on the other hand has no children of her own.

    It will be somewhat tough for Howard to balance family and career now that he's one of the judges of America's Got Talent, plus his SiriusXM radio show, which has been cut down to just three days per week, partly due to the satellite broadcaster's money woes and legal problems between the shock jock and the sat-caster.

    Of course, Howard will talk about Beth's pregnancy on Monday's radio show.
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  2. Grüpsaar

    Grüpsaar DRC Forum Bum

    ;) sorry
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  3. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    7 Months and it's just getting out??????? Odd.
  4. kingchuck69

    kingchuck69 Joker! Joker! Joker!

    I think they were hiding the preganacy for one of Howard's lengthy vacations to build momentum for when he returns a week from Monday. TMZ had it all wrong.
  5. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk

    What odd timing... ;)
  6. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    Hmm... why would this story be coming out today.... must be some reason.
  7. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    It made me laugh.
  8. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Zactly. 4 months would have been more believable.

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  9. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    This cannot be true . Hasn't he declared that he will not have another child at least once within the last seven months?
  10. kingchuck69

    kingchuck69 Joker! Joker! Joker!

    Well, it's from TMZ, so it has to be true.
  11. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Another at all? Or another after this one?
    I still think it's an April Fools Joke.
  12. wobbler

    wobbler New Member

    nice joke ... almost had me going until I saw the website....
  13. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    I already knew Howard would be off on Monday.

    Interesting headline, too. "Howard AND Beth" :D
  14. kingchuck69

    kingchuck69 Joker! Joker! Joker!

    Did you guys...

    1) Check the URL of the website? It links to mine.

    2) Also, did you read the WHOLE article on the "TMZ" site? Did you notice the white space between the article itself and the "see also" section, and that MAYBE there's a subliminal message that was put there?

    3) Did you check out the "see also" section? I feel kinda bad for Ronnie.

    Yes, I fooled ya. ;)
  15. beaniemac

    beaniemac Well-Known Member

    I REALLY REALLY wish this were true.
  16. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    I finally looked at the TMZ article. Very funny. Loved the "Ronnie Mund's Block Pary Herpes Scare" under the article... Look at Howard in that photo with Beth. Did Ralph dress him..?. Start with the Harpo Marx hat, then the coif, the sunglasses, then the the stupid scarf that does not cover his Adam's apple, the t-shirt with the big "look at me" red star in the center, the rope (?) bracelet, and fucking cargo pants on this nearly 60 year old guy...
  17. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    I didn't look at first, but it was a good spooff! Funny stuff. 3 months and I might have believed ya.

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