Best & worst band names

[Channel98]

Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot is a goregrind band formed in 2008 in Austria. I had to look up "amelus." It's a fetus born without limbs. I think these band members were born without brains.

Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot - Encyclopaedia Metallum: The Metal Archives

 

[scotchandcigar]

Yeah, that's a bad one.

 

[HecticArt]

It would have been tolerable if the carrot was fresh.

 

[sadchild]

I think naming the band Amelus would have been bad enough. But the rest is just barf-worthy

 

[HecticArt]

It doesn't even spell anything.

 

[scotchandcigar]

I haven't checked if this was mentioned yet, but Toto is a pretty lame name for a band.

 

[Channel98]

Lick My Butt & Balls was a punk band from Carbondale, Illinois. In December 2007, they released the album A Taste Of Things To Come. (Get it?) They were among several punk bands who reunited in 2016 for a concert celebrating the 30th anniversary of the Lost Cross punk club.

Lost Cross Punk House Celebrates 30th Anniversary – New Noise Magazine

Interview with Lost Cross house founder, Mikey Snot of Diet Christ; former tenant, Adam Fletcher of The Copyrights; and current resident, Sam Beard By Josh Stockinger | Color photos by Patrick Houdek (For The Love of Punk) CARBONDALE, IL – When Mikey Snot moved in, in 1986, the Lost Cross house...

newnoisemagazine.com

 

[sadchild]

I might actually put this under "best names" not worst. When I see this post in a week, I may change my mind though.

Bunchofuckingoofs

Bunchofuckingoofs Discography at Discogs

www.discogs.com

 

[Channel98]

This alt-country band also has a name that could go in either the "best" or "worst" category. It's clever, I have to admit.

Promises, by Two Cow Garage

track by Two Cow Garage

twocowgarage1.bandcamp.com

 

[Channel98]

Half Man Half Biscuit formed in 1984 in Birkenhead, England and has released 15 albums. Their name makes me picture a freak who was fathered by the Pillsbury Doughboy. Among their beautiful, heartfelt, sentimental ballads are Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride, Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets, Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show and this one:

 

[scotchandcigar]

Two of the most played bands on XMU right now are:

flowerovlove - Yes, that's how they spell it and (don't) capitalize.

Nation of Language

Both of these seem overly stupid and unappealing.

 

[Channel98]

Bring Me The Horizon formed in 2004 in Sheffield, England. Uh, guys? The horizon is the line at which the earth's surface and the sky appear to meet. Nobody can bring it to you.

Bring Me The Horizon • Official Website

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www.bmthofficial.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

The horizon is the line at which the earth's surface and the sky appear to meet. Nobody can bring it to you.

You must be one of those "spherical earth" wackos.

 

[HecticArt]

Two of the most played bands on XMU right now are:

flowerovlove - Yes, that's how they spell it and (don't) capitalize.

Nation of Language

Both of these seem overly stupid and unappealing.

stupidhipsterstrytoohard

 

[sadchild]

Vagina Boys is just a terrible band name

 

[HecticArt]

That ain’t no Sexual Chocolate.

 

[sadchild]

This band name is dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Discography at Discogs

www.discogs.com

 

[sadchild]

Richard Butler. Two bands. Both have good songs. Both have bad names.

Psychedelic Furs

Love Spit Love

 

[scotchandcigar]

I like the 1st name, sort of fits the band. The 2nd name is bad.

 

[Channel98]

To go along with Vagina Boys, which Mister sadchild mentioned, there was a Milwaukee punk band called the Clitboys. They were together from 1982 to 1984 and released a seven-track EP, We Don't Play The Game. The cassette version included an eighth song.