Ashley Maddison Find Your Lovers Here

[Forevernever]

"Every 20 seconds someone new joins Ashley Maddison dot com looking to have a discrete affair".

Now I'm going to have that fucking dirtbag of a company's jingle in my head all day.

 

[beaniemac]

"Every 20 seconds someone new joins Ashley Maddison dot com looking to have a discrete affair".

Now I'm going to have that fucking dirtbag of a company's jingle in my head all day.

LOL, I agree, it is a total dirtbag sponsor tho.

 

[hank-the-dwarf]

That is thier best sponsor too.This is why i skip the comercials

 

[Forevernever]

Their tag line should be:

"Destroying thousands of relationships every day"

or

"Spreading STDs to unsuspecting spouses"

or

"Helping children everywhere grow up in broken homes"

It really does reflect poorly on the show on a number of levels.

 

[hank-the-dwarf]

Their tag line should be:

"Destroying thousands of relationships every day"

or

"Spreading STDs to unsuspecting spouses"

or

"Helping children everywhere grow up in broken homes"

It really does reflect poorly on the show on a number of levels.

How dare you say that!!!!:bigclap:

 

[VinnyM27]

"Every 20 seconds someone new joins Ashley Maddison dot com looking to have a discrete affair".

Now I'm going to have that fucking dirtbag of a company's jingle in my head all day.

Don't listen to the commercials! Considering Howard's huge bumpers before he comes back (in most cases...when he is in the middle of the news, he often skips those) chances are you won't miss something.

 

[Steel Cranium]

Don't listen to the commercials! Considering Howard's huge bumpers before he comes back (in most cases...when he is in the middle of the news, he often skips those) chances are you won't miss something.

... like the latest promotion for Directbuy. I wonder when the last time Robin or Horward went to shop somewhere they could save a couple of bucks. Robin sounds "real" talking about buying kitchen cabinets at cost.

 

[Vargas]

I just walked upstairs singing this and my wife asked me what it was.

When I told her what ashley madison.com was, she had the most appalled look on her face.

 

[Scott Greczkowski]

The jingle is a ripoff of the Schoolhouse Rock song, "Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here."

 

[TheScionicMan]

My wife keeps bugging me about this bullshit too. Everytime I'm late or something she accuses me of being with Ashley. I had to remind her that the claims are for advertising and not everyone is cheating.

(phew, that was a close one)

 

[Forevernever]

I had to remind her that the claims are for advertising and not everyone is cheating.

Well, if people are joining every 20 seconds, and everyone who joins is guaranteed an affair, then by Ashley Madison's calculations, eventually everyone would have to be having an affair, as that rate exceeds the replacement rate (births every 8 seconds, deaths every 12 seconds; 2 births and 1 death for every 20 seconds) minus juveniles.

 

[Jgatie]

Well, if people are joining every 20 seconds, and everyone who joins is guaranteed an affair, then by Ashley Madison's calculations, eventually everyone would have to be having an affair, as that rate exceeds the replacement rate (births every 8 seconds, deaths every 12 seconds; 2 births and 1 death for every 20 seconds) minus juveniles.

 

[Neigh]

I would really like to know how these affairs affect marriages (if, in fact, the subscribers are really married people and not horny, single guys). Let's face it, men are born with a desire to spread their seed all over the place and for many of them a monogamous marriage is hard to maintain. Is it possible that having something on the side through an agency actually makes a marriage better... as advertised?

 

[Bark]

People joining every 20 seconds might be the same people joining again and again. They're cheating on their affairs with other affairs.

 

[Neigh]

People joining every 20 seconds might be the same people joining again and again. They're cheating on their affairs with other affairs.

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