Artie is BACK on 10/20/09

RDog

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I started listening on 100 as they were doing the Lisa G news spot. Did he say why he had been gone?

Just started listening to the West Coast Feed, he said he was depressed. So far he admitted he stopped going to the therapist, but is now going again.

Still seems like a lot of holes in his story, and he's the cheeriest depressed guy I've ever heard... now that he's back, I almost hope someone tells him to shut up and let's get on with the show.

When you're supposedly depressed over your paraplegic father's death, it's probably not a good idea to do a benefit performance for another paraplegic guy the weekend you turn the age your dad died at.
 

Bark

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SmellsLikeBullshit.jpg
 

limegrass69

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I wish I could call in sick and still get paid every time I got a case of the blues. Cut the shit and be a man, Artie. :soapbox:
 

IronJabroni

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glad Art's back in...who cares what the truth is...say something funny big boy!
 

hyson

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WGAS, WGAF!

He's getting too much attention as it stands, anyhow.
 

Bark

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so did jackie put howard through as much problems as artie? I mean at least he always showed up for work.

[Jackie Voice] Yeah! I always show up for work. Drinking and smoking pot won't stop me, so give me more money you cheap bastard! HAWHAWHEEHEE! [/Jackie Voice]
 

Ifandorbut

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When Jackie created problems for Howard and the show it came back to Jackie in the guise of ball busting, usually with Howard taking phone call after phone call after phone call from the fans asking for Jackie's termination and then the sign off of "F Jackie".

Jackie's absences during contract negotiations helped to provide the show with a staff "bad guy" or "fall guy", a title he's never given up to this day.

With Artie's absences, eh....not so much on the ball busting because no one is really sure why he isn't there, or when he was there why he was sleeping through the show.

Perhaps when Artie does finally leave/die some of pent up frustrations, provided there are any, will come out much in the same way they did via Fred unloading on Jackie once he left the show?
 

geosync

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Artie!!!!! I yelled that when I flipped the news on this morning. Half asleep, and stumbling about the dark house, my honest reaction was positive to hear his voice.
 

jamesp717

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Maryanne was right, artie is a con man and a BS artist.

:crazy: Say no more. :crazy:
 

Neigh

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I love Artie and i am glad he is back... except when he starts his asskissing and yucking it up when Howard declares John dead to him because he committed the heinous crime of defending his boss from Howard's daily barrage of bit stealing insults.("Oh. Howard did John really do THAT!?)
 

thekingofnicotine

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I love Artie and i am glad he is back... except when he starts his asskissing and yucking it up when Howard declares John dead to him because he committed the heinous crime of defending his boss from Howard's daily barrage of bit stealing insults.("Oh. Howard did John really do THAT!?)


You mean Artie was kissing Howard's ass when he said that all these vampire movies are being made because of Howard?

I love Artie but him kissing ass to that extent is sickening.