Anyone hear Riley Martin's Thanksgiving Special

JoeTan

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WOW! This guy can take a 2 second story and drag it out for ever and ever and get NO WHERE!

So he's been with the aliens and shot a big foot and his father said "LOOKIE HERE BOY" a lot!
 

IronJabroni

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damn, missed it

any talk of 'knocking muthafucka's out in the bare-knuckle ring', haha!!
 

JoeTan

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It was so bad. He'd speak of something then go over it like it needed to be explained further.

It didn't.

They were tracking a big foot and they got to a crok (that's creek in Daddy Martin language) and he had him in his cross hairs and his father talking him out of shooting the thing for reasons that would normally take 2 seconds to describe but not riley.

Then they tracked him further and then they saw another one but the old man wanted to wait to shoot em and then they decided that frosted chocolate milkshakes would be better than killing a big foot.

Now dag that out over 45min.