Am I drunk?

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

I was about to send this to my mom... I think I'm drunk...



You can deny this or not... but one of the take home lessons that I've
learned from you is that we're not that important. We're egos. We live
and we die. I will find more meaning in what I can do for others than any
castle I can build. I don't think I want kids. Right now, I just want to
be sure that Dylan, Keegan and Kelly are all set before I have to walk
Bob's path. I really love them all. Bob took the quick way out. I'm
going to take the very long way.

 

[Aaron]

Send it anyway.

 

[MM]

:lol:........

 

[mrpacs]

Have a shot of Patron, (or whatever your poison is), and then send the fucker.

 

[TSS Taylor]

From what I remember in Houston you had this amazing talent to down like 10 beers in an hour. It must cost a fortune when you go out to a bar.

 

[DoublEE]

I was about to send this to my mom... I think I'm drunk...



You can deny this or not... but one of the take home lessons that I've
learned from you is that we're not that important. We're egos. We live
and we die. I will find more meaning in what I can do for others than any
castle I can build. I don't think I want kids. Right now, I just want to
be sure that Dylan, Keegan and Kelly are all set before I have to walk
Bob's path. I really love them all. Bob took the quick way out. I'm
going to take the very long way.

I vote "drunk."

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

From what I remember in Houston you had this amazing talent to down like 10 beers in an hour. It must cost a fortune when you go out to a bar.

I can do 15/hr easily.

 

[MM]

I can do 15/hr easily.

I can do 15 in 3 days in 8 hour shifts.

I'm such a light weight. :idunno:

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

I can do 15 in 3 days in 8 hour shifts.

I'm such a light weight. :idunno:

My vagina can do that.:churn:

 

[Brian]

You know how I know you're gay?

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

You know how I know you're gay?

ha ha ha... damn, that was a good gut laugh.:bigthumbup:

 

[Brian]

ha ha ha... damn, that was a good gut laugh.:bigthumbup:

The answer actually was because you listen to Coldplay.

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

The answer actually was because you listen to Coldplay.

Stop, goddamnit... you're making me waste beer.

 

[SISO]

I like turtles.