About 6 Beers In....

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Wife is away at one of those fall festivals, she'll be back later but in the meantime, I am a solid 6 beers in to the day, I've actually switched to vodka now and I'm having a blast.

I feel like Captain BMF on a good day.
 

hyson

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I like where this thread is going....

Hopefully you won't end up like me drawing red dragons in Paintshop Pro and posting them here.... that was insane. I had nightmares of little red dragons eating my flesh and pinching me with their little crab hands.
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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I like where this thread is going....

Hopefully you won't end up like me drawing red dragons in Paintshop Pro and posting them here.... that was insane. I had nightmares of little red dragons eating my flesh and pinching me with their little crab hands.

At least you didn't wake up next to a retarded midget. :bigcry:
 

hyson

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Hilarious! I told you I liked where this thread was heading...


BOOM!

Well done, sir.
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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Not sure yet. After 10 years And I've never had to ask her twice.

But I'm a happy drunk. . . .thats why she hands me the computer. ;)


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Vargas

Molon Labe!
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Hey now, I'm here.

I actually sobered up a bit and went to a buddies house to get drunk again while watching the MAYWEATHER v. MARQUEZ fight.

Sorry for the disappointment in this thread. I'll do better next time I decide to stat drinkin' early.

fun fight to watch, Mayweather made Marquez look like a child.

We started drinking at around 7 or so and then I stopped again by about 11.30 during the fight.

I actually felt great today, no hangover at all.
 

hyson

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I actually felt great today, no hangover at all.

Obviously that means you didn't drink nearly enough.

Now, when you pass out in your backyard for a few hours and can't remember half the night, now we're talking!

Oh, and you start a thread by drawing red dragons.
 

Vargas

Molon Labe!
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Obviously that means you didn't drink nearly enough.

Now, when you pass out in your backyard for a few hours and can't remember half the night, now we're talking!

Oh, and you start a thread by drawing red dragons.

Weird things happend when I start drinking pretty heavily in the day...I actually get things done!! I was half trashed and powerwashed the brick on the house and the front porch, then I took all four of the light fixtures off the house and cleaned those baby's. Everything looks great.

However, I have some weird bruises on my legs and a mondo one on the very back of my foot, right by the achillies. I have NO idea how they got there and I know for a fact that I didn't drop anything super heavy on myself nor did I fall down.
 

hyson

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Weird things happend when I start drinking pretty heavily in the day...I actually get things done!! I was half trashed and powerwashed the brick on the house and the front porch, then I took all four of the light fixtures off the house and cleaned those baby's. Everything looks great.

However, I have some weird bruises on my legs and a mondo one on the very back of my foot, right by the achillies. I have NO idea how they got there and I know for a fact that I didn't drop anything super heavy on myself nor did I fall down.

Red Dragons! to drunken mystery bruises. They're the best. :ter: