8/24/2017: Ned And Bubba Show
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About 3-4 minutes of intro... Bubba told someone to go get Ned and curses out his helpers in the back while trying to set everything up. Bald Bull told to set up the fan and shut up and know his role. Ned just rolls in when he does high-spot visuals. "Glad you got it figured out."
Ned rolls in and helps BTLS with hashtags... Ned wants BTLS to wait until he rolls in there, but Ned was in the bathroom. Ned talking about his bathroom and he used 1.5 rolls of TP endless. Trace on the FB fans-watching duty.
Ned getting graphic with his ungodly HAZMAT bathroom details. Roll and a half TP and five baby wipes and then the bubbleguts comes up again for round two. Ned says this is why he normally doesn't wipe. Hobstot Indiana racetrack "The Hills Have Eyes" guy and the sticky racetrack clay deal. "The entire turn 3 with TP."
185 viewers and he's killing FB live. Bubba wants to kill the show and go to the track. His phoneline is busted and it's mark-generated. If the marks can't call in... Ned wants to pressure wash his asshole. BTLS wants to end the show that way and imagines that's how a legit TV show would end. Bubba says he'll go home and blast his wife and Ned talking about Eiffle Tower parameters.
Talking about Bubba having sex and Ned getting all steamed up. "OH GAWD! The vaginal wall!" Ned says he's done DP. BTLS says he's never done DP...brother. Ned wants to imagine that...DP with Hulk Hogan. Ned says she's sucked off a few donkeys.. BTLS says she's not like that.
Talking about different sexual situations. Ned says "whose your granddaddy?"
BTLS talking about a San Diego freak and doing DP with Ned...BTLS has to be on the bottom because he's too big, but Ned's balls would get in the way. Ned says BTLS isn't cut out for DP. Bubba and Ned trying to figure it out. Ned wondering if BTLS on top would be like Ned being under an overpass and it would give out at any time.
Ned apologizes for the graphic conversation and it would happen again.
Bubba forgot what they were talking about, as he was getting his phone...now back to the convo and he's eating Twizzlers.
Back to FB to hear from the fans instead of the phones. If that doesn't work, the track it is. Bubba reading comments from fans...Ned sucks...routine is old...Ned sucks...Ned has a big cock...Ned sucks...Bubba lies about the viewers... Ned called him out on the comments. BTLS says the word "perhaps" could get Ned out of various police situations.
Ned wants Jim Parsons to suck him off. BTLS thinks a "Ned calls Big Bang Theory" would be a good prank call bit.
#MushroomHeadDerma is trending... Bubba realizes Britney is listening and that kills the mood like the cops showing up right before you blast.
Ned... "If you build a false finish, you get more nut juice." Ned knew that in third grade. Ned says he was blasting as the cops were pulling him off Garnet. Ned called the cops and timed it so they'd get there when he blasted. It may have included a percussion grenade. Ned says a nightstick is a pulseation. Bubba took the bit a tad far as he disrespected the cops and Ned does a disclaimer numerous times.
Ned taking some Jack Daniels to deal with Bubba. Ned trying to get the disclaimer right.
BTLS wants to get out of there, but doesn't want to disrespect the fans.
Ned running the equipment so BTLS can relax and all hell breaks loose. Ned playing some old country song (Coward in a County?) and BTLS goofing on it.
Singer: "And I took care of Tommy."
BTLS: "I bet you did...up the butt."
Ned being asked where Britney is. She's supposed to be listening online and she's not there.
Ned wants to go home, but that song starts back up and they keep goofing on it.
"There were three guys on her..."
Talking about how this #1 Kenny Rogers hit song was about how his girl was gang-raped.
Bubba almost messed up in a big way and Ned didn't catch it... talking about the Kenny Rogers song.
Talking about the sexual aspects of the song. Ned would have sex with the dead body in the ultimate form of disrespection.
BTLS wants to take it from the top in the ultimate form of disrespection.
Ned going over very graphic situations and goes "OH GAWD" when the family is in Bubba Army shirts.
The premise was some guy raped the sister and how they'd get revenge. Bubba wants to do the setup again. Ned says the setup is fake....they're the weirdos. Ned gets disgusted by the show and wants to turn them in. Back to "Ned gets arrested during sex" talk.
Talk about how Marconi is turning over im his grave. Marconi was worried about a stock report over the radio and Ned and Bubba are full-on graphic.
Talk of how anal sex was invented and if cavemen had it. "It'd be like off-road tires on pavement. It wasn't made for that." Was it accidental and then some liked it... How crazy were cavemen? A woman caveman could take on any UFC.
They had to fight off all sorts of things and the anal...they'd be crazy in bed. Talk about cavemen Survivor or other cavemen reality shows.
Ned says people got some action anally while locked in the stocks overnight.
Ned says he was 17th in line and a 40 minute wait. "Revenge action...that's why I'm calling you." Ned thinks the pilgrims had cellphones and BTLS cracks up laughing.
Ned talking about how Blacksmith Bubba used to be the best and now Ned needs protection in the stocks... negotiation... a suck now and suck later.
Bubba says they jumped the shark on that weird bit. Ned says there was too much anal talk. BTLS is dead honest and he doesn't like anal...talk about the poopy dick on the beach deal. It messed Bubba up in the head bit. Ned doesn't do it for pleasure...just the grudge, but the pleasure is a side effect. Bubba doesn't want poop in the hole.
BTLS says if you eat a lot of prison eggs and build up farts then no one will want to get you in prison.
Ned asking where the pussy caper is...it ran out a while ago. It's 12:02 on the live show and the pussy caper starts back up.
Bubba says "let's go" and they both say "bye bye" over the music which continues on for a bit.
Show about an hour or so.
Ned rolls in and helps BTLS with hashtags... Ned wants BTLS to wait until he rolls in there, but Ned was in the bathroom. Ned talking about his bathroom and he used 1.5 rolls of TP endless. Trace on the FB fans-watching duty.
Ned getting graphic with his ungodly HAZMAT bathroom details. Roll and a half TP and five baby wipes and then the bubbleguts comes up again for round two. Ned says this is why he normally doesn't wipe. Hobstot Indiana racetrack "The Hills Have Eyes" guy and the sticky racetrack clay deal. "The entire turn 3 with TP."
185 viewers and he's killing FB live. Bubba wants to kill the show and go to the track. His phoneline is busted and it's mark-generated. If the marks can't call in... Ned wants to pressure wash his asshole. BTLS wants to end the show that way and imagines that's how a legit TV show would end. Bubba says he'll go home and blast his wife and Ned talking about Eiffle Tower parameters.
Talking about Bubba having sex and Ned getting all steamed up. "OH GAWD! The vaginal wall!" Ned says he's done DP. BTLS says he's never done DP...brother. Ned wants to imagine that...DP with Hulk Hogan. Ned says she's sucked off a few donkeys.. BTLS says she's not like that.
Talking about different sexual situations. Ned says "whose your granddaddy?"
BTLS talking about a San Diego freak and doing DP with Ned...BTLS has to be on the bottom because he's too big, but Ned's balls would get in the way. Ned says BTLS isn't cut out for DP. Bubba and Ned trying to figure it out. Ned wondering if BTLS on top would be like Ned being under an overpass and it would give out at any time.
Ned apologizes for the graphic conversation and it would happen again.
Bubba forgot what they were talking about, as he was getting his phone...now back to the convo and he's eating Twizzlers.
Back to FB to hear from the fans instead of the phones. If that doesn't work, the track it is. Bubba reading comments from fans...Ned sucks...routine is old...Ned sucks...Ned has a big cock...Ned sucks...Bubba lies about the viewers... Ned called him out on the comments. BTLS says the word "perhaps" could get Ned out of various police situations.
Ned wants Jim Parsons to suck him off. BTLS thinks a "Ned calls Big Bang Theory" would be a good prank call bit.
#MushroomHeadDerma is trending... Bubba realizes Britney is listening and that kills the mood like the cops showing up right before you blast.
Ned... "If you build a false finish, you get more nut juice." Ned knew that in third grade. Ned says he was blasting as the cops were pulling him off Garnet. Ned called the cops and timed it so they'd get there when he blasted. It may have included a percussion grenade. Ned says a nightstick is a pulseation. Bubba took the bit a tad far as he disrespected the cops and Ned does a disclaimer numerous times.
Ned taking some Jack Daniels to deal with Bubba. Ned trying to get the disclaimer right.
BTLS wants to get out of there, but doesn't want to disrespect the fans.
Ned running the equipment so BTLS can relax and all hell breaks loose. Ned playing some old country song (Coward in a County?) and BTLS goofing on it.
Singer: "And I took care of Tommy."
BTLS: "I bet you did...up the butt."
Ned being asked where Britney is. She's supposed to be listening online and she's not there.
Ned wants to go home, but that song starts back up and they keep goofing on it.
"There were three guys on her..."
Talking about how this #1 Kenny Rogers hit song was about how his girl was gang-raped.
Bubba almost messed up in a big way and Ned didn't catch it... talking about the Kenny Rogers song.
Talking about the sexual aspects of the song. Ned would have sex with the dead body in the ultimate form of disrespection.
BTLS wants to take it from the top in the ultimate form of disrespection.
Ned going over very graphic situations and goes "OH GAWD" when the family is in Bubba Army shirts.
The premise was some guy raped the sister and how they'd get revenge. Bubba wants to do the setup again. Ned says the setup is fake....they're the weirdos. Ned gets disgusted by the show and wants to turn them in. Back to "Ned gets arrested during sex" talk.
Talk about how Marconi is turning over im his grave. Marconi was worried about a stock report over the radio and Ned and Bubba are full-on graphic.
Talk of how anal sex was invented and if cavemen had it. "It'd be like off-road tires on pavement. It wasn't made for that." Was it accidental and then some liked it... How crazy were cavemen? A woman caveman could take on any UFC.
They had to fight off all sorts of things and the anal...they'd be crazy in bed. Talk about cavemen Survivor or other cavemen reality shows.
Ned says people got some action anally while locked in the stocks overnight.
Ned says he was 17th in line and a 40 minute wait. "Revenge action...that's why I'm calling you." Ned thinks the pilgrims had cellphones and BTLS cracks up laughing.
Ned talking about how Blacksmith Bubba used to be the best and now Ned needs protection in the stocks... negotiation... a suck now and suck later.
Bubba says they jumped the shark on that weird bit. Ned says there was too much anal talk. BTLS is dead honest and he doesn't like anal...talk about the poopy dick on the beach deal. It messed Bubba up in the head bit. Ned doesn't do it for pleasure...just the grudge, but the pleasure is a side effect. Bubba doesn't want poop in the hole.
BTLS says if you eat a lot of prison eggs and build up farts then no one will want to get you in prison.
Ned asking where the pussy caper is...it ran out a while ago. It's 12:02 on the live show and the pussy caper starts back up.
Bubba says "let's go" and they both say "bye bye" over the music which continues on for a bit.
Show about an hour or so.
A word of warning.
Do NOT listen to this show at work, near kids, etc. It is most graphic. I'm not lying.
Do NOT listen to this show at work, near kids, etc. It is most graphic. I'm not lying.