Bubba says thanks for his friend Matthew Aker for hooking him up with a fancy knife and shows it to white trash PBR who is equally impressed. Bubba asks if he looks stupid wielding it around and Ned agrees. Bubba says it's the fattest knife known to man. Ned says he wants to use it to peel oranges and possibly threaten the neighbors. Bubba says Ned would do it with no shirt on and smoking a cigarette.
Bubba passes the show over to Colton on the wireless while playing the Rocky music... sets up Colton and we're live at shock collar boxing. Colton with the ringside report and the tale of the tape. PBR is the returning loser and Trace is the returning white trash winner. They're both hooked up with Doberman shock collars... some tech difficulties and they both let out screams. Trace is at 100 and PBR is at 36 due to handicapping.
Three rounds at a minute each with a stripper pole in the middle of the Bubbagon. The dude winning gets shock collared so the dude losing has a change to come back.
Colton gives the fighters some instructions and then 25 sets up the bell with a few beta tests.
Bubba says it was sanctioned by the Florida Boxing Commiss...errr....BRN boxing.
Everyone out of the ring both the commentator and the equally baffoon camera operator. Trace needs to lose a fight because he wins so much... he's white trash all the way, so that's why we have the shock collars, but Trace keeps winning.
Trace kicks it off with the official intro. The bell... Trace fights... four hits for PBR...no shock collars... big hit by Trace... a bunch by PBR and Trace hits the stripper pole! PBR on the ground and screaming.
A minute for rest and let's get the commentator Colton in there to get a state of the deal and someone screaming. PBR is up 1-0 after the round. Trace got shocked and needs to come back big. Ten second warning and we're off to round two. Lots of screaming, hits to the head.
It's a shame we can't have Manson as Ferrall announce it.
The buzzer ends the round. Trace wins the round and Bubba and Manson both with the push for round three. Bubba says there are no rules.
Back to round 3... Bubba says "when things go this way, I hit the gimmick" and the gimmick doesn't work...then it does and it's White Trash Shock Collar Boxing...
Hits to the chin and it sounds like Trace is gassed...Trace is down and PBR gets shocked and he's down...both laying down...numerous hits to the body...the horn ends the round.
Bubba wants to call it a draw for a rematch later on. Trace is bleeding and he gets $20. Manson says that's what Trace needs...more brain damage.
Bubba, 25 and Manson all say they split the first two rounds and drew the second. Round 1 goes to PBR... 2 goes to Trace... we'll see you rematch in a few weeks... they seem unhappy but they'll get to keep their show.
No Cluster radio...Manson goes to deliver flowers and the Rob show is next.
AC/DC outro.
A quick show...only about 20 minutes total.
