Your Momma Jokes

HecticArt

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OK, I'm hopped up on the Sudafeds and cough syrup and could use a laugh.

It's time to start the "Your Momma" joke thread.

One at a time - in response to the one above yours.


Your Momma is is sooo fat, when she wears orange, helicopters try to land on her!
 

TheScionicMan

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Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got BuckWheat in a headlock...
 

Jon

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Your momma is so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'
 

Wolf

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Phoenix
Your momma's so dumb, she thought the computer screen saver was a TV.
 

Jon

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Your momma's so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
 

Wolf

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Phoenix
You're mama so fat, she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just her left arm...
 

TheScionicMan

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She was such an ugly kid, they had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her...