Loved hearing that ungrateful, deformed, demented tool and his twisted logic:
"Ehhhh, it's all your fault that I let The Bunny Ranch post a naked picture of me!! Ehhhhh, if you didn't let me advertise on your show, I'd have more tickets sold!! Ehhhh, Johnny doesn't like you asking me questions about masturbation, so he hasn't called me in two weeks!!"
Artie had some great lines, epspecially when he asked how loathesome do you have to be in order for an entire audience to boo you when you come out in a wheelchair. Imagine . . . an audience that has been known to cheer Jeff The Drunk, High-Pitch Eric, or Siobhon the Tranny; and they boo ETM.