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Wife just popped positive on a pregnancy test.

Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by MAJ Badmotherfarker, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    I'm thinking about using the gun I just bought.

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  3. blyons200

    blyons200 The droning of America

    I'm gonna buy some stock in beer companies now that there will be another CPT BMF running around.
  4. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Moderator

    Have you been out of the country recently? Or had any repair men in the house while you were at work?
  5. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    this happened a few years ago and it went away. Hopefully this is another false positive.
  6. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    I told her that it better not come out black.
  7. IdRatherBeSkiing

    IdRatherBeSkiing This space for rent

    Congratulations. You may not believe it but it is the best thing to happen to you.

    I would not really talk too much about midgets during PTA meetings.
  8. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    She popped hot a few years ago. I'm assuming this one will be false as well.
  9. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Either way you look at it,
    This calls for a beer!
    [​IMG] or 12​
  10. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    Calls for a .45.
  11. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    [​IMG]
  12. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Moderator

    Why not a second test? Then you'd know.

    What kind of anti-rugrat methods are you using? Pulling out and writing your name on her back may not be the best plan.
  13. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    She did a second test. Still positive. We're going to try to get a blood test at Naval Medical tomorrow.
  14. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    AKA - Vatican Roulette
  15. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    I use proper aim for birth control. Apparently I missed.
  16. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Moderator

    In all seriousness, if the blood test is positive, congrats. It's a little iffy until the 12th week or so (very easy to miscarry), but after that, you can pretty much start comparing paint chips and reading through books of baby names.

    We'll be very happy for you, bro!:boozin:
  17. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    Kind of what I'm thinking. There's still nothing definite. She's only 3 weeks late.
  18. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Moderator

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijHK2_ONnys&feature=related[/ame]
  19. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    Why not buy this D-I-Y home kit?

    [​IMG]
  20. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Moderator

    Too late! He needs this:

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  21. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    See post #8.

    More good news Captain.
    You're oficially drinking for two!

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