Why The Riley Martin Show is the Best Show on H101

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Forevernever, Jan 10, 2009.

  1. Forevernever

    Forevernever Active Member

    A verbatim transcript of the answer given by Riley to a caller who asked if the Biavians allowed the hunting of cloned animals:

    "Why sure they have, they have the uhhhhh uhm 'Quad-dimmensional' uhm hunting and stuff like this. For instance, uhhh if you wanted to hunt say the 'Tyrannus Rex' (Note: not a typo - he left out the "saurus"), and we equipped you uhh with uh an 'anti-matter triggert' (note: "triggert" is not a typo, its what he said), .44 mag .500 grain uhhh titanium head, could you hit him in the right place to keep him from smacking you down. Now, he will actually approach you and hit you and you will pass out, so, on the Richter Scale you are dead! But you're not actually dead, because we won't let that happen. But its more 'funner' than if you kill a real animal, I'll tell you that! You see what I'm talking about, so yes, you can still be a hunter if you wanted to be."

    Last edited: Jan 10, 2009
  2. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    I hope this isn't some way of subtly making fun of Riley because I believe him. He knows his stuff :roflmao:
  3. Forevernever

    Forevernever Active Member

    Are you kidding? I have symbol.

    As an aside, have you seen his website? Its actually impressive - far better than Howard's. Tan must be his webmaster.
  4. Grüpsaar

    Grüpsaar DRC Forum Bum

    I was just listening tonite, hilarious stuff. I can't believe I havent listened to this stuff more.
  5. jef

    jef Power Pig, Hello!

    uhhhh.... Riley rules... and what have you.
  6. Biaviian

    Biaviian Well-Known Member

    Of course I allow you to hunt cloned animals!
  7. mrpacs

    mrpacs Well-Known Member

    His a non-stop pisser
  8. Snoozer

    Snoozer Well-Known Member

    uh now lissen here.....

    He's a hoot. Thanks for the quote.
  9. TimTimSalabim

    TimTimSalabim Active Member

    And things of this nature
  10. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    I remember this call. I'm a huge Riley fan. For my money he's the greater huckster alive. The guy always has an answer.

    I am the proud owner of a Riley Martin talking bobblehead (the R-rated version, of course.) I even gave on to a friend as a holiday gift. In fact, the friend is a local sports-talk legend who host his own daily TV show in the Cleveland area. He is a big Howard fan and has numerous sports-related bobbleheads at his desk on camera. So if anyone in the Cleveland area has Time Warner cable watch for the Riley bobblehead on More Talk with Les Levin (6 PM-7 PM, M-F)

    Last edited: Jan 11, 2009
  11. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    Food poisoning rules! :bigthumbup:
  12. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

  13. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    The Tarkzizians are insectillian in nature.

  14. Vargas

    Vargas Molon Labe!

    Get your facts straight:

    "The targzittians are obviously REPTILLIAN."

    The Insectillians are a completly different race from a completely different planet. And you call yourself a Riley fan.......hahahahhaha.

    Riley rules. I did not hear this call but this answer is probably the awesomest answer I have ever heard.

    My favorite recent RILEY moment was when Riley called in and out-bullshitted the professional bullshitter they had on the show that day. I don't remember who it was but Riley ran circles around this guy. It was amazing. Why Riley isn't a zillionaire is beyond me.
  15. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    That was Pastor Manning, the "Obama pimps white women and black women!!" guy.
  16. Vargas

    Vargas Molon Labe!

    YES!!!! That was it. Riley ran bullshit circles around that guy and made him appear amatuerish.

    Riley, in terms of being able to spew BS, has got to be in the top 10 in the entire world. I mean he is just stunning.
  17. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    "Riley? Can you hear me Riley? What did the Doctor say to you?"

  18. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    Release me... RELEASE ME!!!
  19. jef

    jef Power Pig, Hello!

    I *LOVE* that Riley story.

    "Hello Mike, How are ya??"
  20. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    "Rhi - rhi - rhinosauruses!"

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