Where is Elegant Elliot Offen?

IronJabroni

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In prison?

You look like the last shit I took!

Riiiiiiiight!

Gangster talk!



Good stuff.
 

sjb4

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They should have him call in once in a while give a status report. I do miss his insanity.
 

blyons200

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Can't the man pick up a telephone? Some people, sheesh. Actually I hate Elliot, but 2 minutes and under it works. Anything more, blech.
 

IronJabroni

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Yeah, 2 mins of his world is about enough. It'd be funny if they could do a Minute with Elliot segment here and there, kind of like the infrequent Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred segments.
 

Die_LaMattres

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Mr. Offen is an energetic, controversial guest that requires Howard to talk and think exessively. He's not in porn or into animal rights. He also does not summer in the Hamptons or ride the Sybian.

He won't be back.
 
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Jgatie

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Elliot killed somebody in a hit and run, was involved in a controversial court case which alleged fraud and theft, punched holes in the walls of Howard's studio and threatened people at the Sirius offices. He's not a guest that Howard can't handle, he's a psychopath who needs to be put in jail.
 

Ifandorbut

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Last sighting, someone saw him working at a miniature golf booth in seaside heights

"To get the orange colored ball to go through the ramp of the mouth and into the Dutch Wind Mill you have to hook your putt more to the right, RIGHT!!!!!!!!"
 

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Wasn't Elliot bringing up Allison's name and Howard's failed marriage the last time he was on? He was calling in and doing football picks, if I remember correctly. It seemed to really upset Howard and that may have been enough to ban him from the show.
 

JHDK

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Elliot killed somebody in a hit and run, was involved in a controversial court case which alleged fraud and theft, punched holes in the walls of Howard's studio and threatened people at the Sirius offices. He's not a guest that Howard can't handle, he's a psychopath who needs to be put in jail.

youre totally right, but hes also a psychopath that is a whole lot of fun to listen to on the show RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i think they wont have him up for the reasons you said but it would be cool if they were doing it on purpose. the last time i remember him was the football pool and that was awhile ago. i think the audience is wanting more of him. if they were keeping him in small doses on purpose it would be a cool producer tactic. however i do not think this is the case. i wish they would do this with ETM. i like him a lot, than angry little fucker, but if they were to limit him to only once or twice a month i think it would make his call ins more special. then again, it is funny to see just how pissed he can be day after day.

all said and done...just have elliot back on, or at least a call in! ;)

-jhdk