Hey, I walk the cart my good man. I walk the cart.Lazy A-holes who can't walk an extra 20 steps to put a shopping cart in the designated corral.
I know some of you are guilty of that and deserve a kick in the nuts.
AMEN!On any car commercial on TV, if the car's moving (even coasting through a neighborhood) there's that tiny, dumbass disclaimer that flashes on the bottom of the screen: "professional driver, closed course, do not attempt". Meanwhile, you can watch movies like Terminator, Indiana Jones, Kill Bill etc where the most impossible and implausable things are happening non-stop, but no disclaimer. WTF?
We can make them handicapped. Problem solved. "How 'bout them apples, Mr. Fakey Fakerson with broken kneecaps?"