What are YOU afraid of? The Phunky Phobia Thread

[HecticArt]

OK a new batch of silliness.

It seem like there is a phobia for just about everything. And they all seem to have some pretty crazy names.

Lets hear your favorites.

We'll start with:

Arachibutyrophobia -
The fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.

:lol:

 

[Jgatie]

Carniphobia - Fear of Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

Not sure what it's called, but I have a huge paranoia of cutting my finger or toenails too short. That shiate hurts!

 

[MadisonRadio1]

Transnophobia: Fear of driving in a snow storm :churn:

 

[Jgatie]

Transnophobia: Fear of driving in a snow storm :churn:

Love driving in snow. I own a Jeep Wrangler, which can climb walls if I want it to. Haven't shoveled in years!

 

[MadisonRadio1]

Love driving in snow. I own a Jeep Wrangler, which can climb walls if I want it to. Haven't shoveled in years!

Yes, I see people with Jeeps and bigger vehicles are less intimidated. That's a great alternative. Another fear I have is taking the last piece of pizza in the pizza box at a social or family gathering. I will call it Pizzungrabophophia

 

[v1ru5]

Bambooaphobia...the fear of running out of Bamboo.

 

[TheScionicMan]

I actually had a semi-irrational fear kick in on me today. Several years ago, I was on a jury for this carpet cleaner that raped and killed a lady after cleaning their carpets. As I'm leaving the house this morning my wife tells me she's getting the carpets cleaned. I call a few hours later and NO ANSWER on either phone. Just as I was starting to freak out, she called back. She was napping...

:bigahh:

Bambooaphobia...the fear of running out of Bamboo.

I sometimes have Bambu-aphobia? The fear of running out of rolling papers...

 

[hexagram]

I sometimes have Bambu-aphobia? The fear of running out of rolling papers...

Bambu is alright, but I prefer Chills.

Chills Premium Hemp Papers by Rolling Supreme - 2008

What's my phobia? Keraunothnetophobia... A life without satellite radio.

 

[v1ru5]

I actually had a semi-irrational fear kick in on me today. Several years ago, I was on a jury for this carpet cleaner that raped and killed a lady after cleaning their carpets. As I'm leaving the house this morning my wife tells me she's getting the carpets cleaned. I call a few hours later and NO ANSWER on either phone. Just as I was starting to freak out, she called back. She was napping...

:bigahh:




I sometimes have Bambu-aphobia? The fear of running out of rolling papers...

THAT'S what I meant.

 

[semipenguin]

Caligynephobia...

 

[HecticArt]

Caligynephobia...

Only because of my Catagelophobia-
Fear of being ridiculed.

But they usually make me nervous because of my Pedophobia -
Fear of children.

 

[Casual Fan]

Caligynephobia...

You are gay and faggot.

 

[Learjet35A]

You are gay and faggot.

You got it all wrong, he's not gay. He just has to date women who are not attractive, can't you see the difference? :twitch:

 

[semipenguin]

You are gay and faggot.

Lear is only half right. It's a fear of beautiful women. But since 90% of all women are beautiful, I've had to learn to overcome my fear..
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