Opening by Royal Wedding talk/goof. Yes, this surprises me a bit. I thought they'd be off with Memorial Day next week. Johnny Knoxville in today. Wolfie called in. Tomorrow, we get the Wack Pack Conclave to see if Marfan Mike gets into the Wack Pack. Apparently, Beetlejuice will lead it. Wendy, Asian Pete, Medicated Pete, High Pitch, perhaps even Jeff and a bunch of others will be in to vote.